Dating chat thread! Number 47

[lubeybooby]

Here we go again folks, all dating related chit chat here.

Of course just as I slag off Match, I get a message. (Admittedly he does look like Father Christmas and have a vomitous user name along the lines of 'BornToCuddle' )

I'm away to steam clean the bathroom - wooohooo.

Kin it's gsm2 that is the more promising and he's tomorrow for market browsing.

There is something vaguely apocalyptic about a steam cleaner, you can just blast stuff and know that nothing can live through it, very satisfying.

I so want a steam cleaner! (am hoping it might actually make me want to do some cleaning...)

I had over 10 (!) hours sleep last night. Can't believe I slept for so long but feel great now so I obviously needed it! Was expecting to wake up to some sort of Snowmaggedon judging by all the photos/comments on my FB but we have none. Which is good :) (Miranda am at you running 5k in the snow!!)

Western, I'd want to meet the friend only because I am an evil cow and wouldn't be able to resist the opportunity to show her how inferior she is in every way, and thereby hopefully put her off taking up any more of his time. But that's just me! And I do agree entirely she is no threat to you.

Juliette, good luck for later with Mr Software, hope all goes well :)

That was a texting nightmare. I am meeting up with Mr OZ next week. Details yet to be arranged. It will be great to see him

Mr R&Rs cock blocking has been very enjoyable I do think he is the man for me. For now.

Have a great date Juliette

Enjoy it Juliette, hope he's a good 'un, but you've got a back up for tomorrow anyway haven't you? Ond of them will come good!

48 are you sure about seeing Mr Oz? I'd be feeling terrible if I was Mr R&R, poor chap.

Waiting for LM to reply to text about tomorrow. Why does it have to take so long? (Two hours!). Straightforward question requiring a yes or no answer, need to know because of babysitting. Fed up of this.

I think men generally don't understand the necessary immediacy needed and how things have to get sorted out - they don't just "happen"

Am by the sea (doing an easy mystery shop but got lots of money out of them for doing it so is nice to be by the sea :) Is blooming freezing here too though - running in the snow did at least warm me up.

48 - I agree with OWW - Mr R&R could well feel a bit rubbish about you seeing Mr Oz. And you do keep splitting up with him (which he seems to have coped with but he might end up calling your bluff one day).

I have to see Mr OZ. I have to know.

I told Mr R&R about Mr OZ a few weeks ago. I have been completely honest.

I also promised Mr R&R I would never do the text dumping again. If he dumps me. I will get over it.

That does make sense. I think because we've seen your relationship with Mr R&R evolving were hoping it will be him, if that makes any sense.

Too much sense there......

I would put my own money on Mr R&R

:)

Ok, have just created a PoF IE profile - chop chop chaps, I want to be entertained.

Kin, you will be by all accounts. Have fun.

Get in Kin!!!

Jaysus, Mary and Joseph - it's kerrrazzzee, are all these men in prison or something ? I think I may have received my first cock shot ...
I shall report back later with any particularly spectacular nuggets Scrazy

If I end up mentally scarred, I will be blaming you Ike

bant I am absolutely delighted for you

You're getting too old for this mullarkey bant

Never too old

Kin at 'are all these men in prison?' Hope you're having fun with it!

Western hope LMs text you back now. If he's at the shop today, he probably hadn't even checked his phone, I know if I'm caught up with something I don't look at it for hours whereas the rest of the time I'm checking it every 5 mins

Keep having silly, rather soppy thoughts about C. Am such a saddo On Thurs he was talking about buying me a birthday present (half jokingly, was only a small, token thing). My birthday is 2 months away. Which I think is good :) (although I did say would that be the next time I was seeing him?...!)

No I know he read the text straight away - both have iPhones and it sends a read receipt. Have just phoned him and he's not answering either. I'm not sure if he's at the shop all say or not, but even if he is he's not testing today so could take a moment to reply.

I just find this rude and ignorant.

Need an IE report Nora to cheer me up.

Friends coming round for wine in half an hour. Shit. Always get a bit pissed with them and am worried I'm going to do something ill-considered later when they've gone. Drunk texting/ phoning is not a good plan but I know I'm going to be tempted.

Ok OWW - you asked for it, set up a profile with no photo and a four line, facetious paragraph, 30 messages so far, variously offering sex in caravans, enquiring whether I know what filthy things they'd like to do to me, one opining that he is 'sick of the fucking snow' and a gentleman who wishes to know if I've ever 'dominated a man'. I'm astonished. I haven't opened the one with attached photo yet, not sure I fancy coming face to glans with a strange member on a Saturday afternoon.

I might reply to the man who wants to be dominated, as surely there's comedy value to be had there.

You could always send LM mucky texts when you're drunk, do you need me to tell you to 'give over' yet ?

(And the tsunami of poor testosterone addled little hopefuls continues, good grief )

Yes Kin IE report please... I am nearly done for the day now... getting there..

Oh cross posted! excellent... will read it now...