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Dating chat thread 46

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lubeybooby · 14/03/2013 13:37

all dating related chit chat here!

off we go

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KinNora · 16/03/2013 23:07

( God, I'm glad to hear you say that, Flipper, I thought it was just me being immature - the t-shirt would make me laugh for months )

No, he sounds sweet for understanding and really quite keen.

ike1 · 16/03/2013 23:19

Oh I know what you are now Flip with your Thick n Easy...

ike1 · 16/03/2013 23:21

Dont give it to the doc Flip...he'll find a way of pumping it up someone's arse..

ohmyrainydays · 16/03/2013 23:53

That angel delight thing is disgusting. It's making me feel sick! Ike can you pm me his name so I don't inadvertently come across him!

Flipper924 · 17/03/2013 00:20

I'm sure I still have my t-shirt somewhere...Do you think I should get a picture in it for pof? What do you suppose the result would be if I changed my name to Thick n Easy?

How do you know about us, Ike? What do you do? I'm quite excited that people know what my job entails! No one in real life has a clue!

ike1 · 17/03/2013 00:24

Oh gosh I am assuming I know....I am training in an allied healthcare profession...the one I am thinking you are Flips would recommend Thick n Easy for Dysphasia.

KinNora · 17/03/2013 08:22

Flipper that's because in real life people have been so comprehensively brainwashed by Holby and its cretinous ilk, and news bulletins which refer to 'doctors and nurses, doctors and nurses' every time there's an nhs story, very few people think of any of the other myriad professions involved in healthcare - we're all like bloody Cinderella.

Ike - I think I could make a fair stab at guessing your profession now too. Impressed that you've got 'dysphasia' into the dating thread.

Flipper924 · 17/03/2013 09:21

I'm impressed, Ike! Though I think you've been autocorrected.

I am indeed a specialist in swallowing, and I work (well, used to) with a product called Thick n Easy. I don't know how that hasn't got into the dating thread earlier!

You're right, of course, Nora. It's a shame, because I think most AHPs have far more interesting jobs than a lot of Doctors and Nurses. You, for example, can have such an amazingly varied role, even if you do have to squirt stuff up bottoms and foofs.

KinNora · 17/03/2013 09:32

Nah, I reckon Ike is way too relaxed and reasonable to be a physio - sorry physios not really

I'm always impressed by the level of anatomical knowledge your colleagues have, Flipper , even if the ones we have get right on my breasts.

My career is definitely very varied - last week I was mainly fending off inappropriate approaches from elderly men.

Flipper924 · 17/03/2013 09:38

Only in the one area, though, Nora! Show me a knee and I wouldn't know which way up it went even!

Aha, I have a pm from Ike (and have replied, Ike) so I know what she is - and yep, far too laid back for a physio.

KinNora · 17/03/2013 09:47

Still impresses me Flipper, it must be very frustrating when people have no idea of the scope of knowledge you need.

lubeybooby · 17/03/2013 10:43

Morning all! My hangover isn't too bad, yay :o

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MirandaWest · 17/03/2013 11:11

Hello :)

My bed has been invaded by (admittedly nice) children so have left it. Some housework is calling Hmm

48howdidthathappen · 17/03/2013 11:22

Morning. I feel my batteries have been recharged after a night completely alone. Noboby wanting a piece of me.

Going to spend the day with some mates and horses Smile

Have a great Sunday!

OhWesternWind · 17/03/2013 11:42

Morning! Have finished wallpapering dd's room - it was one of those friezes where you have twelve pieces to put together to make a scene to cover the wall, so a lot of faffing about making sure everything's aligned. Feeling a real sense of achievement!

Also feeling really wound up and anxious about LM. He's not read a text I sent him yesterday lunch time which is unusual and now I'm imagining all sorts of stupid things. Haven't got a definite date for seeing him as I was hoping to see him this weekend but he has been manic with shop stuff which is fair enough. Can someone please tell me to calm down and that none of this means anything?

Going to do last bit of painting in dd's room this afternoon and fix some new skirtings, then we're about done! Another room off my list. I'm getting there, slowly Smile

JulietteMontague · 17/03/2013 11:50

and very well done on the wallpapering, you should be proud of yourself! Did she take that last piece of wallpaper off herself in the end? Grin

ike1 · 17/03/2013 11:53

You have just answered your own concern there OWW, lovely, he is probably too busy to go through texts....panic ye not!

OhWesternWind · 17/03/2013 11:57

Ha yes she blooming well did Juliette. Took over a fortnight but I can out-stubborn her any day (even though she's a Taurus).

I have only got stairs and landing, front room and bathroom to decorate now! Oh and the Room of Doom but I need to decide what I'm going to do with it first - maybe utility room? Home gym hahahaha? Actually it's just occurred to me that maybe I could partition a bit off for a separate loo which is desperately needed. Hmm, interesting thought!

ike1 · 17/03/2013 12:08

That's what I need .... a 'hardcore' fisherman.....

ike1 · 17/03/2013 12:09

How about a sex dungeon OWW????

ike1 · 17/03/2013 12:13

....I think I have had my head turned by IE POF....sorry everybody....

lubeybooby · 17/03/2013 12:13

ike I'm starting to worry about you... Wink

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VelvetSpoon · 17/03/2013 12:24

Western, well done on the decorating! I agree with Juliette definitely be proud of yourself :) I seriously need a kick up the arse to get on with mine (and the rest of this bloody house Hmm). If I spent as much time doing stuff as I do procrastinating about it the whole house would have been finished ages ago...

And yes, don't worry re LM. It will all be fine!

shame I don't think I can say the same about C

Ike do we need to tell you to step away from IE? Grin

ike1 · 17/03/2013 12:25

Yes...I think so Velv...before I become a perv...

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