Dating chat thread 46

[lubeybooby]

all dating related chit chat here!

off we go

Oh do you, Flipper ? I think I know your profession in that case, which means that a. I was wrong and b. you're the only member of that profession I've ever liked.

As a student I once turned up to work to be told it was my day to insert an enema tube ( in a patient, I worked with some pervs but there were limits ). I honestly thought they were joking, I'd chosen my course partly because I reasoned there'd be no dealing with arses. The extent of the training was a whispered 'use lots of KY' - it was the first time I'd seen piles, I thought he had some terrible disease.

Oh god..Flipper he has probably somehow connected it and turned it into a kink!

Oh god does he actually DO it Ike? I thought it was just theoretical!

Well apparently so! Its his 'thing'...

what a fuckmuppet

Hahahah..I quite like him actually ....never gonna meet him ...fun chat though

Ha ha Yeah that would be good or ...my fave....Tartex! I think its for mutual pleasure though...the by products that is....

yes what a fuckmuppet. I like MUCH ruder things than angel delight up my bum, the amateur.

winefiend... laughing so much at the primula

I know.....Wine that is KLASSIC...

I should let you loose on him Lubes...bloody hell he'd probably fart, blush and wet himself

Wine, that made me snort!

Ooh, Nora, what did you think I was? I know we have a dreadful reputation, and I have to admit I have met several colleagues over the years that have earnt it for us! For some reason it's a profession that attracts people who take themselves too seriously.

I'm single handedly trying to persuade other professions that we can be quite nice!

Ha ha Wine yep....shared out equally mind and you have to eat it all up! He he

Yep Wine ....and its all waiting for you on Intimate Encounters.....enjoy!

Thank crikey he is all the way down in Cornwall...phew!!!

I thought you were a nurse Flipper. I deal with an American member of your profession who is particularly irksome, although to be fair she didn't appear to warm to me very much when I laughed at her 'Thick 'n' Easy '. At least you're not a physio, no-one loves them

Primula's bad enough without wedging it under a foreskin - there's a sentence I never imagined I'd write.

Yes Wine I am bloody sure! Can you imagine for what earthly reason any female would want to have pink sticky goo pumped up her arse and then licked out??? Oh now I have said it...it sounds quite appealing (jooooooking!!)

Bloody hell he'd be on you like an Angel Delight seeking missile, Wine!

I still find 'thick and easy' hilarious, Nora, and have never understood why they don't do promo t-shirts! In fact, I insisted we made some with iron-on transfers for an inter-departmental bowling night once.

Discharge coordinators love physios. If you can walk, you can go home. Sod the fact that you can't dress yourself or call for help if you need it.

Sorry, that's not at all dating related. Normal looking chap from pof still wants to meet me, even after I explained about my friend's solicitors appointment, and my other news from yesterday, which is that one of my dearest friends has just been diagnosed with a (slowly) progressive illness. I can't decide if he's sweet for understanding, or a bit weird for not running a mile.