Dating chat thread 46

[lubeybooby]

all dating related chit chat here!

off we go

Oh aye, some people I've known (not me, honest guv ) like a bit of medical stuff in the boudoir I might have had requests to wear my uniform

Ah, never told you any of my work stories, we need to go out on the ale some time ...

Aargh classic Day Three angst kicking in. Who's got that wet fish? Didn't work out to meet up with children today, LM in full shop mode which is fair enough, proper official opening on Monday. He said maybe tomorrow but I will need a babysitter so a maybe's no good and it will have to be a no from me. I miss him, he misses me or so he says so why is it all so difficult? I know the answer to that btw, just frustrated.

Feel the pain of everyone else's crap dates/non-dates.

Must do Kin!! That would be so much fun....oh and this GP looks like he is about 12 honestly now...total baby face.

Ike, you are killing me - so funny, I won't be putting Angel Delight in my shopping trolley any time soon.

KinNora, it's good that you have another couple of dates to focus on otherwise it would be depressing.

Snape post, post and post some more. It's good that you have 'graduated' come back and share your wisdom {big kiss emoticon}

Jules, put that new body to use, have fun, come back and make us

Velvet, he is a good 'un, I can feel it in my water, or is that cystitis

Right, question: when to I say game over to the other chaps I've lined up just in case? I think I have a very good (very excited) fwb, I also have a couple of chaps in my 'holding pen', but you never know.

I've been through this before, the minute I release them back into general circulation things that looked firm go to shit about five seconds later.

WFF I don't ditch any of my back ups until I'm actually properly seeing someone... even then I stay friends just in case. My sex drive demands it for fear of ever being made to wait.

Hmm that's a point I have one of those I could see soon...

But they'd all be expecting me to have sex with them, I want just one.

So just tell them, after a couple of weeks I guess. I hate letting good suitable men go...just goes against everything I believe in

Hello hw's r u?hw's urz day going?

I'm considering regularly conjuring up work trips to various parts of the country, and becoming the glam busty version of a sailor as snape suggested :o

I might test out London next...

WFF can't you give them all a road test then decide?

Lubey wuu2?

Don't bother testing out this part of the country, very slim pickings. Mcr might be okay though, in fact any of the big cities. Think I might be tempted to select by which accent I liked best ...

"hi how you doin im a culb kid tht a lady 2 dance with a good time undrer the sheets"

A what now?

ok. My lucky streak is officially over.

I have to move, or keep testing out new areas. I am DONE with the inbred weirdos locals.

I HAD to open another one didn't I?

"Hey gawges how are you xx"

Hmm, it's an idea OWW, a good idea. 'Am I programmed to over-reach?' (quote from film DD is watching called 'Limitless')

(Oh, while on the subject of quotes, the quote re: David Attenborough, was pinched from KnNora)

I have just heard from Teeth, I will be meeting him tomorrow...

Oh good luck WFF

Winefiend 'gawges' is a new one for me. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Ok. that's my profile hidden again.

Now, stop my text to BC saying MARRY ME!!! TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE!

only half joking

:o

I wouldn't, and that isn't even what I want anyway really, but god that was enough to drive anyone to madness.

I will, however, text him and ask when we can meet next!

I have thought of the excuse actually, I do still need to stop around his area even though it was cancelled on my way back from Scotland... so I'll see if I can get that re-arranged and if he will be around then.

Or even ask when he IS around and arrange work thing for that day. That would make more sense.

Lubey would you suggest I send that text to Spud ? No, I didn't think so.

WFF - have a subs' bench, like in football. Test out their ability in training sessions and make sure you have someone to bring on for the big games.

Wine, I always thought it was 'gawjuss' that's how dd and her chums compliment each other. Hrrrrrummmmphhhh.

Kin, no... but.... BC isn't a wankbiscuit... further BUT I'm still not sending it though don't worry! :o I am aware that is a generally unsuitable thing to say to anyone, especially men with a tendency to leave the country and when you don't even actually want to marry them anyway.

I have located my 'temporarily misplaced due to horror of pof' grip.

Phew.

Right, now for quesadillas and booze. When are you all arriving?

My favourite from today was 'I got a fuckin big cock 9 inch fat as a coke can lol will that cheer u up'

:o @ megalolz

Excellent. I have mucho booze. I also have cadbury heroes and gateaux and cream as well as the quesadillas. Just in case.

Just had fajitas inspired by Lubey!

Feeling very fed up if spending so many evenings sitting in by myself. I wish there was someone to take the children a couple of nights then I could actually get out and do something and start to get a life. I miss my old friends. I miss LM. I'm feeling lonely and bored and sorry for myself.

At what age do you think you can leave very sensible children in for a couple of hours in the evening? I fancy joining the pop choir and poss the meditation group ... Going to be at least a couple of years though