Dating chat thread 46

[lubeybooby]

all dating related chit chat here!

off we go

Fat as a coke can???!!! Bloody hell, the sheer romance and poetry of it.

OWW I first left my DD for an evening from about 13, and first overnighter when she was 15. Both firsts were when she had a trustworthy friend over, then after that by herself, just her and the cats.

I am quite relaxed with things like that and would have done it sooner actually because she's so sensible but she was quite easily spooked and I didn't want to put her off it.

Oh and because I got reported to SS for leaving her for TEN minutes when she was ten. Yes, ridiculous, I know. And I got a very patronising leaflet sent to me with scenarios on it like leaving a three year old to clubbing, leaving a baby all day while you work, etc. Stupid.

You're absolutely right, BC is not a wankbiscuit whereas Spud is a vast record breaking specimen. Any tequila, Lubes ?

OWW , how old are your dc ? You could find a trustworthy local teenager who fancies earning a few bob to sit with them for a while, it's important that you get time to yourself occasionally.

Wine - that'll be me, behind the times, I had never even experienced 'megalolz' - I feel like retraining as a High Court judge.

That's me Winefiend not Snape :o

Yes, ten minutes. Neighbour saw her waving my goodbye from the window and reported.

I stomped down to SS mightily offended but the SW I spoke to was adamant that ten was 'far too young'

mad.

Kin, hmm no tequila, but i do have beer, wine, vodka, gin, rum and various mixers...

and nope, not a wankbiscuit. I promise i have stepped away from the phone anyway though :o

I am loving being on my own tonight. No daughter. No daughters BF. No man.

Space

I may have had a couple

I was confused... By as I've spent all day smiling at strangers, then who gives an actual shit.

Tra la laaaaa

snape :o

More s for Snape.

Anything you want me to bring, Lubes ?

Not heard from Mr Showbiz today but he's just emailed, I am thoroughly charmed by him. Oh deary dear.

bring a comedy onesie and a crash helmet and we'll make a harlem shake video while we're at it :o

I would but dd has commandeered my onesie and is currently lounging a matter of feet away from me, brazenly comfy.

Problem is the old money thing - I have some teenagers from my street who babysit when I go out, but I just can't afford a regular extra night of two for a hobby every week plus going out with LM once or twice. Three nights' babysitting is going to be around £30-40, can't justify it.

They are sensible, maybe in a couple of years then! Can hang in there I hope. I've got you lot on here, texting, FB messenger and a phone too so it's not all doom and gloom.

Lubey, can't believe that about SS. Madness. Glad you put them straight!

Well, having seen the sweet shop in Budapest, and with Buffy being remarkably slow to respond to emails (I sent the last two last night, no response back yet, it's kind of her 'turn' rather than three in a row. I hate the games) I thought I'd just take a quick peek on Facebook dating - zoosk, to see who in budapest was on there.

And lo, I have discovered the potatoes. Compared to OKC or Match, or POF even, it is disturbing.

OKC will do me for the moment if things don't work out with Buffy and my charm fails me at the Expat things.

(Oh the girl from Accounting at the company do got very drunk and spent an hour in the loo, I made sure she got a cab home. She became much less attractive with sick in her hair, so nothing happened)

Now Bant...can I ask.....would you like an Angel Delight enema?

I can happily report the fanny wax was much less painful this time around..

ike - no I would not. :)

I have always suspected the 'poo' in 2 girls 1 cup video to be butterscotch angel delight.

Well it appears you are probably correct in your suspicions lubes..

Oh thank goodness Bant...