Dating chat thread 46

[lubeybooby]

all dating related chit chat here!

off we go

Kin the date sounds... erm... well awful. Why do so many people have no concept of making an effort, trying to impress, etc... especially on first dates.

I think he was trying to impress, Lubey, just not in the kind of way that works for me. He also didn't react particularly well to my suggestion that when he had to wear a white trilby while managing in a factory, he wore his hat at a rakish angle.

The difference in PoF geographical quality must be most disheartening, I wonder why it's so different.

That was him trying to impress? Oh dear. Don't think it would have worked for me either really. However your hat suggestion works on me. Hook line and sinker, I'm all yours. He's a fule!

And yeah, just... urgh... I really am going to have to move.

It's REALLY making me miss BC as well... ouch... ouch..

That's a bugger, isn't it, the missing people thing, god knows what works to assuage it, I wish I knew. Are you going to see BC while he's in the country or do you reckon it's better not to ?

I dunno. I want to! I'll have to text him at some point and try and sort something else out before he buggers off again. It's the fave sex ever thing, and just how well we get on and laugh and all that. The latter especially seems really, really difficult to find.

He couldn't be more perfect for what I'm looking for at the moment and local PoF may as well be a cesspit with floaters rather than a sea with fish. Go away rubbish men.

Snape you have to keep posting or I will feel I should retire into the distance :)

Well, why not just get in touch with him then ? Even if it's just for a one off, life's too short not to grasp an opportunity for pleasure.

I miss the laughter aspect of my relationship with Spud almost more than anything else, we used to cry laughing on a regular basis. Shame he's a wankbiscuit.

Yeah, I will do at some point. Just need to think what to actually say not like me to be stumped but he didn't reply to my last text and that always leaves me a bit

I'm not waiting for him to text me or anything and my last text to him didn't need any reply, I just need to think of the actual wording and preferably some excuse to meet. Or be in a blatant enough mood to just invite him down.

Tricky. In that kind of situation I'd probably think about what I'd advise someone else to say, and then say that.

Oh no Dr Angel Delight is funny but obvs barkin ...makes you wonder about these GP's ......

He's not coming near my rear with his 'clear out' enemas and strawberry Angel Delight.

....as if I needed any more wack jobs what am I doing?????

What does he say the benefits of an Angel Delight enema are, Ike ?

( I can easily obtain a rectal catheter for you, together with attached 'puffer' should you so wish ...)

I haven't got to the 'bottom' of it yet Kin...but...it does involve mutual consumption of the by product (gaaaaag) Ill pass on the catheter Kin, thanks, he's probably got his own arse kit at home...

I feel like I will never be innocent again (weeps)...

Mutual consumption of the by product ? Hahahahahahaha.

I've told you all before about doctors, don't say I didn't warn you ...

What's the matter with them? Eh? Are they all obsessed with bodily functions and tinkering about where no tinkering needs to be done???

I know Kin...it orrible without the extra 'matter'. I did give him a boring fact about my ex Chemistry teacher's brother having 'invented' Angel Delight...or was it Super Whip?....anyway that was the only thing I could bring to the convo...that, and noting that THANK GOD it wasnt chocolate flavour.

The thing is with them that they have a very matter of fact attitude to body parts and functions, there's no mystery. ( I never found any of the ones I went out with to be particularly sensual though - most disappointing )

I did once hear a story about a local GP having to attend A&E with a unretrievable rectal foreign body, he should have known better really - you never stick anything up an arse that isn't designed to go up there.
< professional face >

Yes... I did ask him whether the the clinical aspect kind of kill the passion element...but no it HEIGHTENED it apparently????

unretrievable??? oh Gawd! No No...!!!

killed (sp) Right off for another fanny wax (trill...!!!)