Dating thread no 45

[JulietteMontague]

Online and real life dating chat, all welcome

oh god... and the annoying colleague has just text me inviting me to spain for a holiday.

wtf is going on?

and no, I'm not going. He'd end up buried under the patio or with poisoned sangria.

good job I didn't shag him or I think he would be thinking that means we're married or something.

janflan... hahahaa!

It made me laugh too. I am feeling a bit bad now and have apologised.

I'd be inclined to go for polite but firm, rather than 'fuck off', Jan, but as Juliette says there's no need to give a reason or justify yourself, that gives the other person some leverage to get you to engage with him.

Oh Rose, 1986..I remember the 1970's well enough:o

janflan don't apologise! He said girls that don't wear makeup or nail varnish are common and 'ruff' didn't he?

I also wear makeup and nail varnish, but that &is^ a shallow comment!

'browser or arouser'
is he hoping you are a free jerk off service
send him a link to some providers of webcam entertainment if he wants to be 'aroused'

shallow is giving him too much credit it's just plain dumb, he sounds like a halfwitt

Voice I can be anything you want me to be

Jan yes, and then do not answer any texts, the door, whatever. No matter what he says.

Right message to ex sent, I am hiding if he comes over today.

Juliette - ooh, I've come over all swoony. It's funny how different people find different accents sexy. Australian is one that does it for me. And, for some reason, slightly posh accents.

Ok I confess, I am so not an Aussie. I've been told I'm a teensy bit posh though

^^[gets popcorn]

Hi everyone and happy mothers day to most of you.

I appear to be a dirty stop-out. Just got home. Lots of the evening is a blue, there was lots of beer involved. She was funny, got more attractive as the evening went on, I think some of that was booze, some was just her relaxing and not being so insanely talkative.

Went on from the first place to some other bars. Walked hand in hand round the streets. Kissed a lot. Then back to hers for a bit more than kissing (although my jeans stayed on, I'm not easy, I'll have you know)

I'll be seeing her again in a few days.

Now I'm going to have a nap

Bant you are such a tart! And a veritable babe magnet. As Dr Bones McCoy once said to Captain James Kirk atfer yet another close encounter with a gorgeous female: "what IS it with you anyway?"

Juliette - oh, I'm gutted you're not really Aussie.

i think I'm moderately posh

if i took a bloke back to mine i'm not sure i'd want him to be keeping his trousers on!! :o

Voice you were quick, I never knew I was even on your to-do list .

what sort of message is 'never answered'
presume he is a barely literate member of the underclass

Bant I'm curious, did you sleep in your jeans too?

I have a reply from ex - "I was joking"