Why are so many people up at this hour? Thread 2

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This is what happens, jynier

Continue uninterrupted....

at Kitty

Oh dear DP has just come home from work. I have successfully transmitted the lurgy to him.

Morning Midwife99 [hmmn]

so glad I don't annoy themidwife She is the midwife after all

If there are any Tennessee middies out there do pipe up

oops, bed wrestling with daughter at the same time....

tubegirl you've ruined my image of you now. I saw you as a tank girl type but wearing Tron style lycra. Very streamlined, very 80s.

In my head Kitty that is exactly what I look like. Sadly such outfits not so very practical in house with no carpet and no insulation in kitchen, especially when it's snowing!

Eh? Tube girl - I didn't say anyone annoyed this midwife?!!

Lol Midwife, didn't mean that. Meant I was just checking hadn't been too cheeky!

I hope everyone knows the difference between a midwife and the midwife

themidwife does the 99 in your name pertain to when you qualified or do you really like 99ers or both ?

No I qualified in 1998 actually but for some reason I added 99 on instead of 999 which is what I had originally meant to!

Crikey I feel like total shite today! Got to sleep at 430 & up at 645!!! Why?!!!
On call tomorrow night so had better get some sleep tonight or be a midwife not the midwife!!

What are 99ers?

99er is an ice cream with a flake in

oh poor themidwife hope you do too.

My brand new washing machine has broken and I do washable nappies . .

So it was a 999 fail? That's lovely

Oh snigger a 99 ice cream!! I had visions of an alternative to a 69!!

I too used washable nappies - not easy without a machine!!! Do you have an emergency secret pack of disposables?!

Perhaps I should name change?!

No I don't have any disposable but I do have a brother in the next street. Just took a load over balanced on top of the old pram. It loomed like a scene from 'Tuppence to Cross the Mersey'

I think you should add the other
nine

69? is that an ice cream with half a flake?

Let us not talk of 69. It will only get stoic going

hang on, did you mean to change your name to themidwife69?

Is stoic a known norty then mini? How's yer bonce?

I was think of "TheMidwife"?!! I owe it to my fans!

oh definitely! she italics won't work

Snowing here in kitty city

Snowing on Midwife hills!!

I meant shame italics won't work on the nickname as you are the midwife after all

Thanks Kitty - I think we all have a crush on you!!