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New beginning. Dating thread 41

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lubeybooby · 11/02/2013 23:22

Dating chit chat here :)

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VoiceofUnreason · 14/02/2013 23:55

I was going to see your NicePaul and raise you a XXXXXX but decided I'd better not. It might be someone on here!!

Nomorepain · 14/02/2013 23:55

Oh god. Nicepaul is wrong on sooooooo many levels! Love how he ends his profile with "I am a good" is he trying to build up the suspense??

Nomorepain · 14/02/2013 23:57

I will stick to mr Irish thanks ike cannot believe he is interested in me at all. Honestly cannot. Wonder what the catch is.

He's probably got bad breath! If so he is binned! Can't deal with smelly anything!!!

ike1 · 14/02/2013 23:59

Voice there IS no female equivalent of nicepaul...I refuse to believe it ....I am trying but failing to feel sympathy for you Nomore

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:01

It does actually surprise me some of the interest I get because my look is a bit alternative and I just wonder who they think their 'type' is???

JulietteMontague · 15/02/2013 00:02

omg Ike you made me look.

Ok questions for the cooks. Lamb steaks, use by date Saturday, braised in oven on Monday. I've just realised what the dates are. Will I live?

VoiceofUnreason · 15/02/2013 00:04

Oh ike I assure you there is....

Jules it's probably horse anyway.

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:04

Dunno Jule .....dont do flesh

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:06

Well I do man flesh ...but y'know what I mean....

chuchiface · 15/02/2013 00:07

ok I've had a look at Paul and I can honestly say there's a worse one up here! Can't link to it though cos it just invites me to chat to him and don't know his name... Just found my ex on POFSad at least he's being honest about what he wants now I suppose...

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:15

Yes but did he message you immeiately Chuchi???

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:17

Hoponbaby ...now what could He POSSIBLY want????

chuchiface · 15/02/2013 00:18

Ahhh no ike I don't have my picture up but I put looking for relationship and he's put dating but nothing serious so hopefully I won't appear on his radar. Trying to forget and move on but now feel compelled to check up on him...

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:20

Oh is this the ex Chuch? TR and I regularly chat on OKC ...

chuchiface · 15/02/2013 00:23

Yes, the most recent ex who broke my heartSad and is still in love with me apparently, just doesn't want a relationship... Door closed and bolted, Mr Saturday Night is being very sweet and I shall concentrate on that.

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:26

Good idea.x

chuchiface · 15/02/2013 00:33

I actually think there is a female Paul here too, would hate to like and it to be someone here but would you not wash your greasy hair and harness your droopy boobs before taking pics?

chuchiface · 15/02/2013 00:33

Link not like!

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:38

Well ahem...I did try....

chuchiface · 15/02/2013 00:40

Wow are they unharnessable ike! Seriously I'm not sure if the profile is a piss take or not, pics yes but words not so much...

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:42

'From your intriguing page name might I assume you value pain, broadly speaking! Where would we be without the experience of discomfort? Worse off for sure.'

This is an example of some of the messages I get...maybe I had better recheck the ol' profile blurb.

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:44

Yeah they are harnessable currently a 32E they do fluctuate tho.

chuchiface · 15/02/2013 00:49

mmm... would love to know what your profile says to cause that response! yes, a recheck may be in order.

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:52

No I think it was that particular gentleman's interpretation of it .....it is a song title from the '70's he was obvs not 'hip' to it......Still cant find this bastard memory stick ffs

ike1 · 15/02/2013 00:53

my name title that is..