New beginning. Dating thread 41

[lubeybooby]

Dating chit chat here :)

Ike I take it you've just been online? I've just seen my daily 6 on Match and actually laughed out loud!

Voice yes plenty of cake still here. I have been uncharacteristically restrained and DS is upstairs sulking because there is literally no food in the house again and he needs more than cake

Good, am starving. DS should be grateful, lemon drizzle cake is one of the best foods there is.

ike - what were you looking at? Limpers? Is this opposite of that erection site of last night?

hang on a minute.....what sites are you all on where people are sending you pictures of their cocks?! My experience of online dating has been much more sedate with 'guided communication'!

Am clearly missing a trick here

I've not had a cock picture yet - thank god! Been asked to break in some virgins mind...

keepcalm - I've never been sent a cock shot either, so it's not just you. In my case, maybe coz I'm a bloke, of course. Why can't you women send breast shots for a change?

KeepCalm - the cock pic senders are to be found - regrettably - on all the sites, I've had them on POF, OKC and Match (which proves the paying sites don't necessarily attract a better type of man!).

Honestly I put my pics on line and instantly had 10 messages on POF....every single one my jaw has dropped in horror...THAT bad...

Its unreasonably bad....

On a scale of 1 (lowest) -10 (highest) ike?

-10

Oh god! I'm meeting Mr Irish tomorrow. Fuck. Shit. We have been chatting all night. Loved the chat. He used to be a model. Oh god. My body is a mess. He will surely hate me!

Calm me down, this is bad. Really bad!!!

It has actually made me annoyed

nomore calm down, dear, it's only a date! I have no idea what your body is like (bet it isn't a mess at all) but if he hates you because of it then he's a shallow wanker and you don't want someone like that, exmodel or no.

nomore models rarely date other models and ime seriously classically good looking men tend to want a bit more than just model looks. He likes you, go enjoy!

I've never actually had a cock shot on the sites, just from fb sites.

Nomore - it will be fine, just act confident (even if you are a nervous wreck inside) and remember we are our own worst critics! Just dont forget to tell us what happens!
Oh and can someone tell me what OKC is?

He isn't a model anymore but is really good looking. He is in for major disappointment. Ah well. It's good experience if nothing else!!! Glad I put a bit of tan in my legs today!!

Feel bit giddy!!

ike it is horrible when men message you that are so far removed from what you would ever go for. They are just chancers that prey on newbies!!

No more Ill swap you the model for NicePaul ...

Yeah and Ive lost my memory stick with lots of research papers on it...just feel like I am dicking about..

Ike is that NP from Wales? it's incredible, he actually looks like he's been dug up

NicePaul40 with the fish lips ...is also doing an elvis impersonation. Honestly the choice is seriously rubbish over here I may as well give up now...only been on for half an hour!

Just looked at NicePaul. I see what you mean.

It just feels like a frigging insult LOL

THAT is the standard of ALL of them Jules seriously!