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Welcome to The Dating Thread. Number 40.

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JulietteMontague · 08/02/2013 17:39

The next chapter...

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Snapespeare · 11/02/2013 22:47

if 'Viennese whirl' is a euphemism then oh yes.

and I got 2 cakes!

ike1 · 11/02/2013 22:48

Snape...it would appear you dont need Soreen to fill a gap anymore.....

KinNora · 11/02/2013 22:49

We definitely don't have the better outcomes, Ike

ike1 · 11/02/2013 22:49

Bloody Kin ...got there first...

Nomorepain · 11/02/2013 22:49

Thanks Flips

Just hope he has a lot more to talk to her about because I thought he was fucking boring. And stupid and void of emotion and morally corrupt. Good luck to them both. Erm, maybe not good luck but they are welcome to each other. Hope they knock themselves out. Literally!

Now, when is me nice guy for now going to knock my door??

MsCellophane · 11/02/2013 22:50

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KinNora · 11/02/2013 22:50

Ike, I'm always on the lookout for a double entendre

watchoutforthatsnail · 11/02/2013 22:50

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VelvetSpoon · 11/02/2013 22:51

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KinNora · 11/02/2013 22:51

Oh FFS.

Flipper924 · 11/02/2013 22:51

I think you meant that to me, Bant. And of course you (and anyone else) can say what they want.

Snape, sounds just what the doctor ordered Grin

ike1 · 11/02/2013 22:51

Yeah I feel the same way Nomore...let em rot.......(in the Caribbean.Sob)

NicholasTeakozy · 11/02/2013 22:51

Snape your posts have made me smile and get some dust in my eyes... Big smile here. Big smile.

ike1 · 11/02/2013 22:53

Oh dear...Soreen??

KinNora · 11/02/2013 22:55

Soreen, a stiff drink and somewhere where people stop being so bloody melodramatic and maybe get a sense of perspective, Ike.

VoiceofUnreason · 11/02/2013 22:55

snape - bloody marvellous!!!!

ike - i don't like soreen

KinNora · 11/02/2013 22:56

Voice - you sicko.

grinchie · 11/02/2013 22:56

velvet please will you stay on here? I'm a fan of yours Smile.

snape Smile Smile Smile good for you.

ike1 · 11/02/2013 22:58

I think it is better we stay out of it Kin...y'know there are people homeless on the streets that sort of thing...

watchoutforthatsnail · 11/02/2013 22:58

bant, again, please tell me how ME being called shit, and being attacked, is people too scared to say anything....

If they were scared of me, for what i dont know, then they could just ignore me.

Not pick and pick at me.

KinNora · 11/02/2013 22:58

I concur, Ike, me old mucker.

grinchie · 11/02/2013 22:59

I like Soreen but it's on the (long) list of things I am not allowed to eat at the moment as a result of my recent hospital spell.
How am I supposed to eat my feelings with effing salad???

KinNora · 11/02/2013 22:59

I said 'mucker' by the way.

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KinNora · 11/02/2013 22:59

Grinchie, that's outrageous ! I thought Soreen was low fat.

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