Welcome to The Dating Thread. Number 40.

[JulietteMontague]

The next chapter...

Low cal. Tell me about it Nomore ...my ex is in his absolute element .....about to go off the Caribean for 10 days...all we could afford together was the occasional trip to France. So much for effing Karma.

we didnt have the STD chat but I can confirm there was kissing & then amazing hand-holding & then there might have been a degree of nudity, but certainly no PIV so no risk to him & if I see him again, which I really would like to I promise I will have 'the talk'
he then introduced me to his friends who were allin the next room having dinner

wow though.

wow.

Aw how wonderful Snape...he had made a rapid recovery then lol!

I have found the cure for imfluenza. it's me keeping my knickers but sod all else on!

Aww. So happy for you Snape We have all been waiting

ooooh proper nekkid

Sounds wonderful Snape :) Were they Nice Knickers?

And did you know his friends were next door? Was this as in house or room?

no, no, no!

I kept my pants on I say.

snape you have made me smile. I am so happy for you!!

they were my best pants.

next room.

we were very quiet.

Did you put your hand on his privates like you said???????????????????

And now OD man is on the brink of remembering my drunk 15 year old self wandering around house parties wearing hideous 80s fashion. Oh my good gawd, this can only end badly.

yes.

ike who would want to go to the Caribbean in this weather anyway. Jokers

I have to believe in karma. It's the only thing that gets me through sometimes. Not just for bad stuff to happen to him but more for good stuff to happen to me!!!!

What lovely news, Snape.

Yeah Nomore (Ike turns to Soreen for comfort). And did you inhale and groan with deep abandon like you suggested Snape?????

I gasped theatrically.

but I meant it

Oh, Nomore, my ex sounds exactly the same. He used to turn his nose up at any suggestion I made about anything, but is happily doing all those things with the new woman. His adult daughter thinks it's hilarious, and whenever I suggest that perhaps he's with the right person now, she just scoffs and says "till the next one".

We have Soreen for comfort, Snape has Nameless's nadgers.

Did you get your viennese whirl?

I do quite like soreen. it fills a gap.

Snape that's lovely. Am for you.

It's nice to have some nice news after the carry-ons on this thread today.

I'm not going to rehash everything but I think some people (I'm not including Watch in this) have behaved pretty bloody appallingly.

I'm not sure whether I'll bother posting again tbh. I don't want to be on the receiving end at some point in future.

Yeah..Kin I am trying but failing to feel that we have got the better outcome...

Not that particular gap though