Welcome to The Dating Thread. Number 40.

[JulietteMontague]

The next chapter...

Its a funny old world Kin....do you fancy him tho?

Can you tell Im trying to put off doing the washing up?

Still appreciating the Soreen stuck to the roof of my mouth....

I have no idea what soreen is

Ike, it tends to do that.

No pic yet, think I'll block him.

Nora, I assume that your first ever boyfriend was the same one you married and thence same one you lost your virginity to. Is that not the case?

Ike, that's the best thing about Soreen. Never been tempted to put cheese on, I always have a very thick layer of butter on so it isn't needed. I'm surprised it doesn't work, I Imagine it would.

Bant, you're showing yourself up with your lack of malt loaf knowledge.

Thence? Then the

Yep SQUIDGY malt loaf

Soreen resembles quite a few things that you would rather not think about while chewing it..

Its a serving suggestion Flips might work better if toasted and then under the grill (we are definitely on the sofa if we are discussing the merits of Soreen)

....come back Watch and her sparks.....

....might go and pluck my eyebrows...

Aaah. Malt loaf. Gotcha

Yep, it's gone a bit boring on here tonight.

While on the subject of hair...noticed the beginnings of pube regrowth this morning for those still interested in my fanny wax..

Ah man I'm so pissed off. Really don't know what I am doing wrong. And it must be something I am doing because why else would I get rejected by so many men.

I hate stupid bloody valentines day. And I hate it that I can't find a man and I hate it that my stupid dirty cheating scummer ex is loved up and systematically trying to ruin my life.

Somebody give me a bloody break!!!!!!!

....well it was all the 'fireworks' earlier cant maintain that level of emotion for long...

Oh Nomore...agree 'tis shyte...have a chunk of Soreen. I am just gonna ignore Vday ...flick the V to V day that's what I say!!

I'm feeling so flat tonight, I waved DD off on the train this afternoon then had the dud date.

I always feel horrible when she first goes back.

I also have a sense of impending doom about VD on Thursday re the ex. Don't know what I'm sensing but it's a crap day I think.

Ike, eplilate it before it gets out of hand.

I'm off to bed, got new pj's to wear .

Aw Scrazy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Nah might just go back to the 70's do I had before and channel a growing out pube mohawk meanwhile. No fucker's gonna care either way.

ike thanks for the offer but Soreen just isn't going to cut it tonight. I need something proper. Might go make myself an orange juice and lemonade!

I am going to well and truly flick the v's at valentines day. Stupid Cupid and his stupid pigging now. He can just do one too!!!

Sounds like an excellent idea Scrazy...I suppose I should read a book about Eating Disorders or something...

Bant..you missed out discussing my fanny wax (convenient that!) stick a voddy in that orange and lemo Nomore and I'll join you.