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it's a new dawn, it's a new day ..........it dating thread 36!

999 replies

lulubellaboozle · 11/01/2013 12:30

Post away daters x

OP posts:
watchoutforthatsnail · 16/01/2013 19:25

nope, not wearing the leopard coat. will wear my trusty green one. its next, about 7 years old, and without fail, gets a compliment at least once a month.
I cant have no coat, its -10 out there.

blazers do not work well on me. Im too booby, with no waist/ hips going on. Apple shape, so they just make me look boxy. A boyfriend cardigan, because of where if falls, outside of the boobs... and then goes in a bit, seems to create a waist that isnt there. Or thats that i convince myself anyway.
tried and trusted flashing of the boobs to make up for everythign else :)

ike, am short and dumpy :) skinnies look ok when im about a stone lighter. being apple shape, at the momment i just look like humpty dumpty...!!

juliette, YAY, thank fuck. what a knob.

velvet, my lovely, how are you:)

ike1 · 16/01/2013 19:27

Fair dos you know your shape Watch so feel confident....and tits n' hair are a crackin combo

48howdidthathappen · 16/01/2013 19:27

Juilette I would text 'Agreed'

Watch Skinnies, long boots my favourite.

watchoutforthatsnail · 16/01/2013 19:30

i do have good hair and boobs. ill be all hair and boobs :)

you will like him, his profile says he likes politics, and no tories please.
:)

and he has a beard. i love beards. and two full sleaves. and has a proper job and doesnt live at home. AND doesnt watch much tv, and loves cheese. and all those kind of important things.

and re voldy. it will get easier. YWk STILL texts, ive had 5 this week, ive not replied to any. most telling me how much he misses me. I honeslty dont care enough to even reply.
This will happen to you too. promise. It just takes a while.

48howdidthathappen · 16/01/2013 19:31

Waves to Velvet

Snape I would have to message. 'I don't like. Dealt with'

watchoutforthatsnail · 16/01/2013 19:35

no, long boots are not my friends.
im 5'3 just.
they dont work on me, or i feel like im in a pantomine.

im not all long, lithe limbed.
im like the curveous curve thing. even when im thin, im still all curves.

ike1 · 16/01/2013 19:35

It sounds killer to me love...

VelvetSpoon · 16/01/2013 19:35

Juliette, I think I'd have to send something rude in response. Along the lines of yes, thank fuck for that.

But I am a bit stroppy today so please ignore me :)

ike1 · 16/01/2013 19:35

Thats to Watch btw

ike1 · 16/01/2013 19:38

Jules I would go with 48's 'agreed'...simple, to the point, adult, with a hint of sarky..

VelvetSpoon · 16/01/2013 19:38

I only have short fat legs so I don't do long boots either. My current fave are very high heeled ankle boots, as of today I now have pairs in plain black, black with studs and - the latest addition- leopard print Grin

Biker boots would work equally well though. But I have to have heels to make me walk properly!

watchoutforthatsnail · 16/01/2013 19:40

link velvet? they sound fab

ike1 · 16/01/2013 19:42

Isnt it funny the boot thing? cos ankle boots look crap on me...I have very thin legs and which look ridiculous in ankle boots .....

VelvetSpoon · 16/01/2013 19:42

They are a primark special (£6!!)...I'll see if I can bung a photo on here or FB :)

JulietteMontague · 16/01/2013 19:43

Too late for a pithy reply as I'd already deleted everything. He just wanted the last word, as evidenced by him immediately blocking me on okc, and to minimise my concern obviously. I also noticed he was at least 2/3inches shorter than the 5'6 he claimed as I had to look down to his eye level, so nah!

ike1 · 16/01/2013 19:43

Knee high boots are the best for me cos they give my legs an overall sense of proprtion.

ike1 · 16/01/2013 19:44

Well Juliette ..all your suspicions confirmed in one fell swoop.

48howdidthathappen · 16/01/2013 19:44

I love my long biker boots. I'm 5'2. Skinny legs.

Off to get steam rollered Grin

ike1 · 16/01/2013 19:45

...and you will not have to suffer the dreadful fashion faux pas anymore. Gavel.

ike1 · 16/01/2013 19:46

Hoorah 48! Watch out for your hips now!

watchoutforthatsnail · 16/01/2013 19:58

i have curvey legs. ridiclous calves. men however seem to like them and i get a lot of compliments on having ' shapley' legs.
ankle boots are good....

have fun 48!

but anyway, as these things go, im probably worrying for nothing and he will end up vanishing....

ike1 · 16/01/2013 20:06

Oh no...dont think like that Watch, yes I think a bit of curve to the calf is preferrable which is why I look crap in ankle boots.

watchoutforthatsnail · 16/01/2013 20:13

gah, its time of the month..... or, since i dont have one once and month, and maybe every 6 months or something, im rather hormonal. and grumpy/fed up/ cant be arsed.
if he vanishes then ill just get to stay in and save my money for boots like velevet has got ( which are sexy as hell)

a bit of curve? hahah, yeah. something like that. I hate them, but ive had compliments from lots of men on them.... so....

ike1 · 16/01/2013 20:18

I am bloody fed up of saying in, fed up of eating out alone, fed up of seeing films alone....gonna get some new pics up soon and get out there ..okc is a bit rubbish where I live.

ike1 · 16/01/2013 20:18

staying