The all new, sparkly,2013 Dating Thread - 35!

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off you go.

Oh Lubey, I love hairy men. I even like a bit of a hairy arse Can't stand men that shave their chest

You too, Sweet, I could talent spot for you both.

HirsuteHunks.com - when you really need a fistful of fur.

Well Torso Rubber being of Mediteranean descent and approaching middle youth, had a fine set of front and back rugs (not 'dirty' ones this time) 2 for the price of one...

Go for it MsArse I'm not so enamoured by fully full on gorilla hairy backs, but I do love some decent chest hair and will ignore back and arse hair. :o

I have a fully functioning bear-like creature of my own

But thank you for your kind offer! I have thought for quite a long time now that Lubey and I have the same tastes

You would have loved the Torso Rubber then Lubes....and he bloody loved a bit of experimentation....sad for him that he ended up with Ms Chastity Belt..

...he would have literally done ANYTHING you wanted the filthier the better...I starved that poor bastard (evil snort)

I love that film, Flo.

I'm now thoroughly disturbed by all the talk of hairy men. And not in a good way.

Not going all Catholic schoolgirl on us now Arse? Come now we know you are a self proclaimed 7/8 on the kink scale....too late to pretend to be the virgin bride with us...

Your bloke is lovely SS! we do indeed have the same tastes :o

How I wish I hadn't found this Hairy men

FP sign me up

Hey, the convent girl thing is a chat up line that worked well for me in the past, don't knock it.

You lot are weird

:o

FP sign me up

Jules, I am in shock
Go on, just type 'hirsute hunks' into Google. Click on the first site that appears (HandsomeHirsuteHunks).

Make sure you have a large glass of wine to hand, ladies.

I'll give the 'hirsute hunks' a miss I think.

8/9 on the kink scale? Yes. But I'm not that weird. Seriously.

nothing to do with the fact that I haven't worked out how to clear my history without losing saved cookies yet

........it's gone awfully quiet in here all of a sudden............

We are all slurping wine and admiring..Flo

Evening all,

If someone (on pof) asks if I'm looking for fun - should I read that as sex?

I need to grow up!!!

'fun' is the top dating euphemism for sex, yes.

Ah man! Mr I want the couples thing, cinema, meals, nights out, a relationship actually means ons!!!

Thanks Arse Glasses on and hearing aids in tonight. They have taken a lot on board to be honest. She was terrified but compliant for days with the staff, they did listen on that one. She is no longer freezing when a member of staff comes near. And Breathe.

Nomore To me fun means sex.

FP Hursute hunks, who knew? The man is the field looks a bit confused and that chap in his garage second page has got a bit of a problem though