No, Ike , not even a monobrow, honestly, I cannot adequately convey the extent of these eyebrows. You know in a really crappy 1970s kids' comedy where they'd have a giant furry caterpillar thing, whizzing around the set, with a Swanee whistle sound effect, while the protagonists tried desperately to catch it ? It is like two of those have settled on his face. It doesn't help that he looks surprised.
Juliette, I bet you any money they have hairy backs too, like a group of Home Counties' gorillas.
Flo, 'coke on the cock' has a definite ring to it.