I've packed up his stuff! Last straw! Short!

[tzella]

The absolute last straw* is that, since being paid plus getting £600 bonus on 24/12, I have £75 left in my account! The cocklodging bastard is GONE TODAY. I'm going to meet him at station and hand over stuff then meet my best friend (who I am not allowed to see!) for £74.99 worth of booze and slagging him off.

What the actual fuck have I been doing?? 2013 starts here

• so so so many last staws including 'peeling potatoes is boring' on Xmas day!! I spent boxing day writing a variation on this post in my head. Plus, for full disclosure, I took him back after he whacked me Utter madness

Just party here honey - and check out AIBU. A Friday night bumsex thread is the hottest ticket in town

Keep up the good work. It's bound to make you jump, you've probably been subconsciously waiting for it..

My exH used to say stuff like he'd be out on the street, but funnily enough, he'd always find somewhere

Well done. Don't fall for his bollocks!

Going for the " but I've nowhere to go" angle is he.

Ignore!

Thanks all

Well done, stay strong x

His feet became our little snoogly-woogly jokey-wokey I'd never have bought socks for him or anyone for Xmas otherwise

His feet, are indeed, a joke.

In the manner of There's something about Mary.

HeIsNoLongerYourProblemTiggaxx

Just a quick update; I had used the bank's own smart phone app to check my bank balance just prior (like, 11am on 2/1) to making this decision (to bin bf) but apparently it the app hadn't updated my balance correctly. So, I'm back at work today and I checked it online............................. and it turns out I have tons of available balance

So! A double win! Got rid of the awful scumbag plus I'm rich!!!!

Fantastic! This thread is making me whoop.

I don't mean to do a downer tzella but he doesn't have access to any of your cards - no spare housekeyes - anything like that? Is he likely to start some sort of charm or guilt offensive before he backs off? Manipulative pricks like this are usually pretty good at worming their way back in - like an ever mutating virus.

Good on you girl and here's to a brilliant 2013.

Hi Frizz I never entirely trusted him and he's got no access to my home, money or heart

It's so over. I feel completely different to the (many) other times we broke up. I feel nothing

Thanks for the reminder though Have a brilliant 2013 yourself.

You'll have up great days, however, be prepared for those sad, and lonely, I miss you days... Be strong! All the best in 2013

Well done on the money!

Few more celebratory trips to the pub then??

Op this is absolutely the best thread title I've ever seen on MN!
I chuckle every time I scroll past it.
You sound bloody brilliant, go you!

Unbelievably, truly unbelievably, I am pregnant.

Ah, I take it that's not great timing ? How are you feeling ?

Don't panic. Had a few "pregnancy after break up" stories over the last month or so - come join the friendly gang over in the Pregnancy forum.

How are you feeling about it?

Speechless really. Had assumed I couldn't - age and a pretty invasive op a couple of years ago but of course I'm extremely stupid thinking that.
Uhm - I got pregnant 10 years ago while breaking up with an ex and terminated. FUCK SAKE

And I'm so fat!

At least you know it wasn't just too much turkey or nut roast now

Oh god and all the booze and fags

Where do I post to talk about this and what the hell to do? Not in Pregnancy??

I was going to say, stop being such a big Jessie re the cold bed - we aren't in Siberia honey, socks and primark jammies will see you right.

Oh and shouty high fives all round, of course!

But events have overtaken this somewhat. Blimey. How are you feeling?

Phone the bpas - they will help you and talk You through your options x

Well, it's a new thing to think about.

You might want to start a new thread in relationships with a new title and just link to this, as it's a whole new subject.

I'll look at bpas, thank you.

Can't start a thread yet as uhm just can't Fuck's sake. THanks you all.