I've packed up his stuff! Last straw! Short!

[tzella]

The absolute last straw* is that, since being paid plus getting £600 bonus on 24/12, I have £75 left in my account! The cocklodging bastard is GONE TODAY. I'm going to meet him at station and hand over stuff then meet my best friend (who I am not allowed to see!) for £74.99 worth of booze and slagging him off.

What the actual fuck have I been doing?? 2013 starts here

• so so so many last staws including 'peeling potatoes is boring' on Xmas day!! I spent boxing day writing a variation on this post in my head. Plus, for full disclosure, I took him back after he whacked me Utter madness

[tzella]

The warm rubbery smell reminds me of my grandmother

Wish I could afford one...

[SirSugar]

I'd be inclined to tip his stuff outside, why bother meeting the twat?

[MushroomSoup]

Treat yourself! Still have £68 left for boozy afternoon!

[Anniegetyourgun]

In the longer term it'll work out a whole lot cheaper than a cocklodger.

[tzella]

I'm pretty decent and not prone to grand statements anymore. Plus it would be a waste of the silver technology anti-stink M&S socks I got him from Christmas

Oh, I dunno. I could, I suppose

[iwantanafternoonnap]

Just chuck it outside. Thats what I did with my ex's. Felt good

[twinklesparkles]

Hope the meet goes well hun :) be careful and don't go anywhere private with him just incase he gets agressive again

Congrats on your newfound freedom

Do you have reciepts for any of the stuff you got him? Take items back to the shops then get yourself down pub :)

[PickledInAPearTree]

Keep your presents to him! Sell them on eBay. Just give him his own stuff back.

[NorksAreTinselly]

Can we all come along, too?
Which station and what time?
We can all turn up in our viperish glory :)

[tzella]

Teehee! It's at a very busy east London station - plenty of people around and several lines for me to choose from. I'm going STRAIGHT to the pub to meet my friend! I don't imagine he will follow me or make a fuss, except for his patented face-like-thunder. So so handsome, such a waste of a physically beautiful man.

They are really nice socks too but all been worn... and washed BY ME! Why oh why oh why I just did MY washing up in MY house for MY CONVENIENCE. Honestly, all those who say being treated like a slave is a massive turn-off are 100% correct. And once he became no use to me in the bedroom that was the 2nd to last straw . Big haystack of straws instead of elephants in the room...

Sorry for stream of consciousness posting - I'm home alone and it's all coming out here

[jumpingjackhash]

Good on you! I will be passing through a busy east London station this evening - I'll be on the look-out for a proud-looking woman handing a bag over to a bloke with a face-like-thunder and send you a cheer!

[Allergictoironing]

Such a pity that you didn't find any UN-washed socks, then you could have included them with any washed clothing so it all gets smelly .

I do hope that you crumple up anything that's been ironed......

[Sunnywithshowers]

Well done OP, you sound great :) Enjoy your afternoon. x

[FreudianLisp]

Tzella, you're a strong woman. I hope that 2013 brings you many good things.

[tzella]

Cheers all!

[BigBoPeep]

claps jolly good show, well done you! Agree with the others to watch him though, like a sticky dog turd on your shoe, he might not give up without a fight, he's willing to be aggressive and controlling after all...

[Amothersruin]

OOhh please update op!-I feel this thread could help some other women on here who have been treated like shit by cocklodgers...

[Hassled]

I'm laughing at his "patented face-like-thunder" - have a wonderful evening with your mate, and a wonderful cocklodger-less 2013 :o.

[TheOneWithTheHair]

I wanted to add my well done. Keep that determination with you. Have a good time tonight.

[msrisotto]

re: feeling cold in bed, get one of these. Awesome.

[HecatePropolos]

Good for you. Hope it went well.

[tzella]

Not gone yet - couple of hours. I'm halfway through making myself look gorgeous. I want to be early so I can sneak up a different tunnel as he's a master of merging into the background - I'm sure I've read about that on here as well

Not sure it's great form to link to another post but I do feel very much like this poster But, to be honest, the repetitiveness of the whole thing has put me off him and I reckon I'll survive.

We--eeeee are never, ever, ever getting back together! Thank god for ripping off niece's Now 83

[HecatePropolos]

Well, hope it goes smoothly.

could do with you on another thread. Woman there with a man who dictates who she can and cannot see

[tzella]

I dealt with that by consistently lying, thanks for asking Seeing women friends was fine but men, no. My gay best friend - certainly not. Male boss was unavoidable but DB was in question. Yes, really. Another straw in the haystack.

[HecatePropolos]

Good god. What the hell did he think you were going to do with your brother?

What a mind he must have.

you are well rid.