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Cliches, arse ennui, new year hangovers and glancing at the sweet trolley. Dating thread 34!

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lubeybooby · 01/01/2013 17:54

New thread time! Great timing with it being new years day...

Most of you know what to do... off you go!

Just in case you don't... just chit chat all your dating related stuff here. If you are new, just jump right in to the blethering. More the merrier!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! :o

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ike1 · 02/01/2013 17:44

Yep get the 3Bs on the case!!

ike1 · 02/01/2013 17:47

They could star in their own comedy about ODing ...'The sexcapades of Banta, Bill n' Bunny-3 men in search of the ideal woman'

KirstyWirsty · 02/01/2013 17:48

Mr Cheeky's brother and best friend have described him as 'fanny struck' .. (Sorry!) .. I think that is more accurate than calling it love .. Best sex of my life and he says it is is the best of his .. So all good anyway

MsArsebiscuit · 02/01/2013 17:48

' The Bonking B's of Online Dating '

48howdidthathappen · 02/01/2013 17:49

One each?

ike1 · 02/01/2013 17:50

yeah!!Mrs Arse! Scarlet Johanssen has agreed to play me and dye her hair pinky/purple /red...

ike1 · 02/01/2013 17:51

It could be like a sexed up 3 Stooges...

48howdidthathappen · 02/01/2013 17:53

'Fanny struck' new one on me

ike1 · 02/01/2013 17:53

We would have to get 'Fanny Struck' in the trailer voice over somehow...

BantaBaby · 02/01/2013 17:53

I'll probably be played by Robert Downey Jr.

I don't get the two confused. Some people do. And one can lead to the other. It's the oxytocin.

48howdidthathappen · 02/01/2013 17:54

I maybe 'cock struck'

ike1 · 02/01/2013 17:56

ee's a bit short Bant...

MsArsebiscuit · 02/01/2013 17:56

'Sexed-up three stooges' ! Hahaha ha !

ike1 · 02/01/2013 17:59

All fallin over n' knockin' each other out ...in an attempt to romance the gorgeous romantic lead (Scarlet???)snort!!

MsArsebiscuit · 02/01/2013 18:01

Which one is it that makes that 'yuk yuk yuk ' noise ?

ike1 · 02/01/2013 18:02

Hahahaha I should remember ...saw the film in the summer...Bant? can you do a decent 'yuk, yuk??'

KirstyWirsty · 02/01/2013 18:02

Me too 48 .. Great init!!

ike1 · 02/01/2013 18:04

If not we will settle for 'gobble, gobble' (Ike reminisces about previous thread titles)

MsArsebiscuit · 02/01/2013 18:10

48 & Kirsty - all loved up
Ike and Arse - laughing at The Three Stooges, this is what lack of sex does to a person.

48howdidthathappen · 02/01/2013 18:12

Arse I am laughing out loud!

KirstyWirsty · 02/01/2013 18:13

MsArse .. It's not love .. It is bloody amazing (6-10 times a night) sex .. I can tell the difference

ike1 · 02/01/2013 18:17

I know Arse....ah well new year and all that ....my pole dancers crotch wouldnt allow for a shagathon like 48 n' Kirsty's (thats what I keep tellin myself anyhow...)

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MsArsebiscuit · 02/01/2013 18:23

That's right, Kirsty, rub it in ....

Actually Ike, I'm reconsidering my career and thinking about joining the convent so it's not an issue.

lubeybooby · 02/01/2013 18:31

For one night only... I am back on PoF

No word yet about whether I have a Saturday date or not

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JulietteMontague · 02/01/2013 18:34

48 I think it's just as likely that men or women get lust and love mixed up. Either way I would think it would only be the very young, less mature or less experienced who would do that. I also think anyone can get overwhelmed by their feelings at some time and great sex, can feel very overwhelming indeed .

Yoga hope Yogadog is ok.

Poppy I love that you got the man bit between your teeth and haven't looked back.

On a different note, why didn't I know Huge Jackman existed until he was on this thread recently. He is my new sleb crush.

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