Cliches, arse ennui, new year hangovers and glancing at the sweet trolley. Dating thread 34!

[lubeybooby]

New thread time! Great timing with it being new years day...

Most of you know what to do... off you go!

Just in case you don't... just chit chat all your dating related stuff here. If you are new, just jump right in to the blethering. More the merrier!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! :o

Yep get the 3Bs on the case!!

They could star in their own comedy about ODing ...'The sexcapades of Banta, Bill n' Bunny-3 men in search of the ideal woman'

Mr Cheeky's brother and best friend have described him as 'fanny struck' .. (Sorry!) .. I think that is more accurate than calling it love .. Best sex of my life and he says it is is the best of his .. So all good anyway

' The Bonking B's of Online Dating '

One each?

yeah!!Mrs Arse! Scarlet Johanssen has agreed to play me and dye her hair pinky/purple /red...

It could be like a sexed up 3 Stooges...

'Fanny struck' new one on me

We would have to get 'Fanny Struck' in the trailer voice over somehow...

I'll probably be played by Robert Downey Jr.

I don't get the two confused. Some people do. And one can lead to the other. It's the oxytocin.

I maybe 'cock struck'

ee's a bit short Bant...

'Sexed-up three stooges' ! Hahaha ha !

All fallin over n' knockin' each other out ...in an attempt to romance the gorgeous romantic lead (Scarlet???)snort!!

Which one is it that makes that 'yuk yuk yuk ' noise ?

Me too 48 .. Great init!!

Hahahaha I should remember ...saw the film in the summer...Bant? can you do a decent 'yuk, yuk??'

If not we will settle for 'gobble, gobble' (Ike reminisces about previous thread titles)

48 & Kirsty - all loved up
Ike and Arse - laughing at The Three Stooges, this is what lack of sex does to a person.

Arse I am laughing out loud!

MsArse .. It's not love .. It is bloody amazing (6-10 times a night) sex .. I can tell the difference

I know Arse....ah well new year and all that ....my pole dancers crotch wouldnt allow for a shagathon like 48 n' Kirsty's (thats what I keep tellin myself anyhow...)

That's right, Kirsty, rub it in ....

Actually Ike, I'm reconsidering my career and thinking about joining the convent so it's not an issue.

For one night only... I am back on PoF

No word yet about whether I have a Saturday date or not

48 I think it's just as likely that men or women get lust and love mixed up. Either way I would think it would only be the very young, less mature or less experienced who would do that. I also think anyone can get overwhelmed by their feelings at some time and great sex, can feel very overwhelming indeed .

Yoga hope Yogadog is ok.

Poppy I love that you got the man bit between your teeth and haven't looked back.

On a different note, why didn't I know Huge Jackman existed until he was on this thread recently. He is my new sleb crush.