Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

[OhLittleTownofWesternWind]

Here we are!

Yeah and I've done that too, garlic. Sometimes it kind of takes the romance out of it though. Usually it's a non verbal question, body language etc. sometimes it's misread. And I've found that a display of confidence is usually better than a display of nervousness.

garlic I like to be asked. I asked Mr R&R. Thought lets get this show on the road

:)

Garlic my lips are kissable but not so that men just can't help themselves . Apart from that they haven't suddenly got kissable, I've not had this before.

Crap, I was just going to write I hadn't even touched his arm or anything and I've just remembered after the kissing thing he asked me to give him a hug, twice I think. It was a hug sitting in different chairs, no groping. I was drunk and remember thinking it was better than him trying to pounce again as my face was to the side. Crap.

I could have said no again and I didn't. I shouldn't be in that position in the first place though, it's not good is it.

juilette How many dates have you had? Hope you don't mind me asking.
Just interested to know how many didn't try to snog you. If any.

48 I've been at this for about 2 years on and off, with 6 months out when I met someone. Made a few rooky mistakes to begin with then found my feet. I guess two or three dates a month in batches, so approx 35 dates.

Of those, I would have wanted to see 4 again, 2 weren't interested. Only 4/5 in total have wanted to see me again. I went out with 2 of those, the six month one and a brief thing for a few weeks with another. With both we snogged on the second date. So, 35 ish dates, 1 repeat pouncer who I dodged, 1 assault (to teach me a lesson about saying no) and this one.

35 julilette you must have nerves of still.

Could the rogue 3 in some way caused you to lower your guard prior to meeting. Then they pounced.

Steal even. Drink!

Steel. wrong again! Bottom of class

Hello sorry to butt in again but how do I do a search on a photo? A man is messaging me on pof telling me he is a fireman and I think his profile is dodgy!! Could someone have a look for me

www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=47719712

That's so funny 48 - I've had so much wine that I'm back to lurking rather than posting as I'm pretty sure I would make no sense! Pretty bad really before 8.30 on what is, essentially, a school night!

Nomore - well spotted!!! Your fireman appears to be an american model called Chat White HERE

Thanks! I just asked why he's moved from London to Hinckley and he said it was a promotion Nd he starts full time at end of jan!

This is funny, so then what should I ask Chad next?? I want to make him squirm!!!

48 None. Actually, I hadn't spoken to any of these ones on the phone before meeting, but that's not so unusual. With the first, I should have seen the over familiar signs in messages,nothing rude just no idea of social boundaries.

With the second no sign at all in messaging but I knew as soon as he started talking at me about himself, even when it was about me it was about him eg. 'Wow, you may even be smarter than me, very few people are', 'you are very perceptive, you've seen right through me, I should be married again to someone like you.... would you marry me?' er no.

Third one, no sign at all he was very nice, no sign of entitlement at all until the 'cheeky' kiss followed by the compensation apparently due.

I asked what his name was and he said Mark! Might ask if he uses fake tan or sunbeds next...

Nomore Ask him where the office photo was taken, if it was at work - its full of US flags and other signs in the background!

nice detective work yoga !! :o

Fucking hell...thread 33. You lot can chat

Can someone give me an update/summary?

He said he has lots of holidays in Jamaica (when his shifts allow!) as his grandma has a house out there!! Oh my god. Do I look that stupid.

Juliet ill ask about office shot now...! Ill report back

Ask him what the state capital of Nebraska is.

Ah it was his old office. He did a 3 month transfer to Boston! This is hilarious!!!

Answer

Lol xx u r funny!!

smooth Too blury around the edges steps away from the key board.

Ask him how boston was - you always wanted to go there - did he go to see the football team play at fenway park?

(it's baseball at fenway park) - he may know that.

ask him if he's ever dressed up in womens clothing before. Then send him this

www.chad-white.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=912