Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

[OhLittleTownofWesternWind]

Here we are!

Didn't know firemen got transferred around so much.

I lived in Boston for 5 years - ask him where he lived.

His answer

"No the ticket prices are amazing high x I did get out to the cape which was fab and the train to New York x

Will go with women's dress next! Can I just copy the link into my chat with him?

Ewww what is wrong with fashion designers. My eyes hurt.

Been lurking on and off but is hard to keep up with you guys
I've been chatting with a guy on pof tonight. Can't work out if he is winding me up, sussing me out if I'm game for a no strings shag or he's just a regular jerk with a shit, cheesy, crude sense of humour?! Shame my spidey senses are twitching now, as I thought he was quite funny first few messages

No the ticket prices are amazing high

Hmm, you can get a single game bleacher seat for $28.
Hardly going to break the bank.

I just outed him, sent the link, now waiting for a reply!

Don't know who is worse - him for lying or me for going along with it and laughing about it!! Seriously why would someone pretend like that!!

Sorry Flo but I'm not sure I even know what the state capital of Nebraska is!

Bant - so can you name Boston's football team (and no googling!)?

Lincoln, Yoga.

No more, if he can dish it out, he should take what comes with it, so good on you outing him

No answer off Chad aka Mark from Hinckley! Hilarious!!!

Hinckley is near me!

Speaking of Chad............

yoga - it's the Patriots, isn't it? I seem to remember Peter Griffin was their mascot.

I believe if Mark the fireman looks in the small print, he owes Chad's agency a fee for each use of 'their' photo of their model. Tell him it's $195 per photo.

I'm in Hinckley, take it I should be on the lookout for this stud then eh?

Well Lubey, I think he has gone into hiding now. Which is a shame because I think Chad had so much to offer the Leicestershire Fire and rescue service!

Well done Bant I'm impressed! and I have no fucking idea who Peter Griffin is

I've been to Fenway. Man I miss Boston sometimes, it is a bloody fantastic place to live.

the fire station is right opposite my house, shall I pop in and ask if they have ever seen him? :o just for an excuse to chat up actual firemen

I like the idea of telling him about the agency fee for pic use!

What's this? I bugger off for a couple of weeks and we're on thread 33?

can anyone give me a teeny tiny breakdown of any going ons I've missed please

Maybe I'll send him another quick message!

welcome back Mac. Too many goings on - when were you last on?

Several confirmed sofa-sitters are toying with people on POF, some potentials turned out to be tossers, some people are happily loved up.

I dropped the Artist as she was too stalky, at which point she stalked me, now I have a couple of dates lined up for next week. At the moment we're just baiting a bloke on POF who used model photos for his profile. It's kind of fun.

whats going on with you?

Juliette agree with garlic that Mr Vague is showing no respect for boundaries. Plus the offer of leftovers is weird. You're a prospective girlfriend not a labrador. If he stays silent you are well rid, I think.

Only one more full day with parents to go before I escape! Eight days and counting since I last texted Snow Leopard!

Oh no he blocked me!! Gutted!!!

I think it was thread 29...

Ha, what's this? Baiting? I'm intrigued. What's his username?
Ah yes I read about the artist. You're well shot there.

Come on sofa sitters lets see what's happening! What are you all doing for NYE?

Me? I'm temping at the moment and working all hours [exhausted] Rejoined POF on a whim read: bored and met a guy I had been emailing on there on a night out with a work friend on Sunday evening. small world.
Bit of a boost to see my ex on the same night when I was looking faaabulous Bonus points for not getting rude when he told me he missed me

Angel arf at Labrador. He texted earlier, I have only just replied keeping it light and neutral. I've also just remembered he has always had dogs... .

If things don't liven up for me (in a good way) I'm going to have to lower my age range again.

Must be the night for firemen, just had a retired one ask to see my photo - he's a little wizened old bloke with more than a hint of Albert Steptoe about him.