Bacon sarnies in suspenders, jacket strokers, coffee with a small 'c' and LOTS of Coffee with a capital 'C' it's dating thread 32

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Thought I take the liberty of starting us off again ...

Ok it's Homeland and posh cider now.

Nopain if Spice Girls are on, throw cans around the tv

Yoga No, just NO.

Everyone, there are millions of people on their own in the UK this evening. Just think how much worse it could be, we could be sitting across from Paul Daniels and then have to shag him. You're welcome

Nomore hug on it's way from here too

Juliette sure....trying to cover up your White Lightening habit there...

Juliette Thanks for the Paul Daniels image. I am scarred for life

I am rambling. sorry

juliette I feel better already, thank god I don't have to shag Paul Daniels tonight!

Can you still get K and Diamond White? My god that was the alcopop of my youth terrible things were done under the influence of that...

Nomore, sorry that you're having such a tough time. I think emotions are really heightened on days like this, and it doesn't sound as if your dad's being any help at all! Are your children with you for Christmas Day?

I'm also home alone, apart from DS, who's asleep in bed. He's four, and I thought would be so excited about Christmas this year, but he's not at all.

Bill don't think you're exempt from consideration with the Paul Daniels thing btw

...I might even have shagged Paul Daniels...

you would never know what he might pull out or where he might pull it from! [grin[

oops that is!

and that's what they call Magic! horrendous images now embedded before I go to sleep

Ike I have standards. White Diamond is only to be drunk from the bottle with a straw and it's a long way to the corner shop

Yes I've got my children with me all day. We are going to a lovely friends house who I know will make us feel really welcome. We are taking ds on a big walk after dinner so he gets to ride his new bike. I have got brilliant friends around me. Flaky family, rubbish in laws but amazing friends and I treasure them all.

Loving all of the hugs!!!

I've just opened a bottle of pear Cidre! Think I really need a man. My ex was rubbish and I know that when I meet someone new I really won't waste another thought on him but for now I am lonely! I hope 2013 is a good year!!!

Bill - you're not an odd Internet man anymore. I know what you look like and where you work!!!

Well you are obvs posh totty Juliette! Personally I always thought the K bottles were quite sophisticated ...until my eyes would start crossing...

But do you know where he lives.....

Bloomin eck another Pear Cider fan...I am a gonna have to get me some of this shit!!

I am in my house, wearing my (previous) wedding dress because I feel fantastic in it, drinking Guinness & Tia Maria and wrapping presents.
Ironman is in the bathroom.
He hasn't seen the dress yet but I'm drunk, it's Christmas I've had the shittest year ever (fact - dead parent/gravely ill child/left a DV marriage) so I'm going to do what I want just for tonight

Shhhh nomore. They all think I'm odd and if they knew I was normal then my contributions here might start to be taken seriously. Nobody wants that...

Sometimes I am so bloody Health and saftey!

Bill - sorry! Didn't mean to blow your cover. You're weird really! Really weird!! Not normal in the slightest!

Pear Cidre is great. Over ice. I plan on drinking lots of it in 2013! With lots of different men!!

Just got to get a date first!!!

Sorry to disappoint, Bill, but I've always thought you sound very nice.

Nomore, sounds like you have a lovely day planned for your children, and yay for good friends. Hope 2013 is a great year for you.

Right, I want some pear cider now. Never had it before, but you lot have convinced me.

Good on ya Grinchy... unfortunately if I did drink Pear Cider I may be tempted to reserect my Gagnam style dance