Men who don't watch porn

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I do not believe all men watch porn.

However I wonder why they dont with it now being the "norm"?

Was there never any interest in the first place? Has it lost its shine? Is it a for feminist reasons?

Or is it more of a case of resisting temptation? As in they do want to watch but guilt and/or morals stop them? Fear of being caught?

We live in a time when we are constantly fed the message all men watch porn so nobody ever discusses those that don't watch it.

In our house christmas lasts a month.

How lovely, include a bottle of brandy with that, and you are on

Aw, thank you. And right back atcha. Every now and then mumsnet really impresses me.

I love it too. Christmas that is. I could just do without the dreaded mother. Not to worry though, I have a 2 yr old and a 5 yo to throw to her as human sacrifices while I run for it.

Brandy? brandy? d'ya think I'm made of money?

I'm making a gingerbread house too.

Only brandy makes it bearable. And mince pies. With brandy sauce.

I have refused to let my mum come this xmas, I can't be doing with her.

Fb, sorry for filling the thread, I hope you understand why.

Mince pies and cream.

And faileys.

Oh, and candles

I am very fond of candles.

DD has come home from Uni for Christmas tonight bearing a bottle of Malibu with Tequila in it and I bought DH a bottle of Jim beam and honey for his birthday, it's going to be a boozy weekend in our shed .
Oooh and we're going to see The Hobbit on Saturday too, in the posh seats.

You're all dirty pissheads no I'm not jealous cos I can't drink what are you on about

That sounds good, Bela.

Malibu and Tequila...you won't see xmas

I love candles too!

I've got to get dh a special blackberry brandy on saturday, am v jealous about the hobbit. We are going in the new year, there is a lovely independant cinema in town, with big armchair seats and only a fiver.

DH is going to make mince pies and Dutch apple cake with blueberry cream next week, he's only working till Wednesday then has a week off the jammy bugger.
I'm working right until Xmas eve, at least it gets me out of the dreaded food shop, he can take me to work then brave the hordes of rampaging pensioners buying up all the finger rolls.

I am such an ungrateful cahhh

I finish next friday for 2 weeks

I think we are all feeling a little festive. Seasonal after all, amazing.

Happy Christmas. I'm off to watch "It's a wonderful life".

Sob.

It's weird to see you call me bela AF, haven't you twigged who I am? ( fancied a name change). Think lube and Disney evil queen

Blackberry brandy sounds nice, I love sloe-whisky, I'm hoping DH has got me a bottle. I've paid bloody £22 for cinema seats !

Do you begin with m? If you do, I may need to pm you!

Dh finishes next friday for 8 days. He works in a bookies, so that's brilliant.

Best xmas film is elf. And miracle on 34th st.

I love sloe gin.

I think it's M too. One word.
Are you "someone else" too Blame?

I have no idea who you are Bela. I am a bit drunk on mince pies, and fick. I never guess name changes. I know I like you, though, whoever the feck you are.

*hic. Put that pie down Mince.

I must have overdone the brandy butter.

Af you mentioned her last night wrt back pain, etc.

I was lissie for years pepper.

Ah. Thank you for satisfying my curiosity!