Residual Parenting Commitments, The Last Turkey In The Shop, Boiled Bunnies, Men With Fish and Stolen Condoms. Dating Thread XXXI.

[FlorentinePogen]

Get on with it, daters.............

Speaking of public searching - there was discussion on here recently that someone could find you on facebook with just a mobile number. I had definitely 100% set my phone number to be seen by "only me" but bizarrely when I had a look the other day all my privacy settings had changed including that one. I had to reset them all. So just a heads up - you might want to all have a little look at your FB privacy settings.

I was thinking of writing a '12 days of Online Dating' but couldn't get beyond

'Fiiive Cooooccckk Piiiics,
Four Angry Blokes,
Three groping fools,
two vanishers
and a date with no chemistreee...'

Any suggestions?

Juliette supersleuth!! the twat radar is well and truly working on this thread!

10 huns a hunning? 9 babes a babe'ing, 8 lols a laughing, - I'm a roll, want any more?

oh, hold on, 7 blokes a burping, 6 profile's a faking .......

need a lie down now

I'm on a roll, obvs I am not a roll

errr shouldn't it be

5 timeees a niiiight Bantababy

To be fair, lulu, two of them were the next morning :)

How about:

10 Men a Fishing
9 Gymnastic Dentists
8 Muppets Milking
7 Twunts a Twirling
6 Coffees Brewing \

(would you consider 5 sausage rolls...?)

6 steaming Coffees?

Love 5 sausage rolls.

juliette and MsCellophane I think I'm being a bit stupid and can't work out how to do that picture thing. Are you doing it on a PC or on your phone?

4 calling birds
3 french men
2 up the duff
and a

ok bit of poetic licence there.

PC
Google
click Images - a camera symbol will appear
click on your image and drag to the box

12 muppets a hunning?

Thanks Juliette

Really don't want my ex finding my OD profile. Although it would have been useful to find the 'Elite Affair' profile he set up when our DS was 4 months old!

Thing is bantababy which I love btw. Sometimes moving fast can be fine as long as that is what both people are in for, I don't think that in itself is a red flag although it may not be right for you.
But it's the not wanting to use condoms thing, that's the bit that would make me wonder.
Can you talk to her? Directly? If you tell her the things you have written here about moving too fast and using condoms and ask her about having children whilst explaining your own thoughts she may respond in a favourable way. Or maybe not, but if that's the case then you know for sure.

errr shouldn't it be 5 timeees a niiiight Bantababy

L'Artiste obv. thinks it should be BantaBabyMaker

agreed, nature - fast moving itself isn't so much of a problem, things can always be slowed down as long as we were both okay with the speed we end up at. I do need to talk about the condom thing though as that's just too worrying.

Hi fellow daters
Well,got the text from guy I had been seeing from POF to say that he didnt want to carry on as we want different things,me like a relationship. He clearly felt that it ws ok then to say that we could still be friends and go out sometimes.
Thanks for your thoughts last night as put me in the right mood to say dont ever contact me again
Oh well,see who comes along next !!!

*jaffa^ Next!!! 😄

Oops that was supposed to be a grin ..

Haha KW I just thought you numbered all your OD men..!!

Banta - sounds like she has had hard time of dating in the past then and she can see that you are a good guy. Dating is hard when you carry a lot of baggage but not impossible. You defo need the chat. Tell her exactly how you are feeling because she isn't a mind reader. If she is still not ticking your boxes then prob time to call it a day.

Jaffa - great attitude! Next.....!

High 5 jaffa

Hey greeneyedgirl what are you trying to say???