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A Sex Question......

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moonblushtomato · 23/11/2012 22:18

DH has a bee in his bonnet (or underpants) that we are not having enough sex. Just wondered what the going rate is these days?
We are in on our early 40s, have been married for nearly 8 years and have 3DCs aged 15, 6 and 4.
btw we are averaging about once a week which I'm quite happy with.

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 22:56

sloomee, keep posting yeah

let's see how long you can do that for

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sllloooomee · 24/11/2012 22:56

well obviously not. just like it is not ok for anyone to be fucked without consent! I am not being fucking without consent! I have already said that he wouldn't do it if I asked!

he, and I, enjoy him being the dominant in our relationship. I am his. We like this and have agreed this.

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sllloooomee · 24/11/2012 22:59

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HandbagCrab · 24/11/2012 23:00

I thought op was interested in real peoples regular sex lives?

Made up sub 50 shades shite is never going to cut it in comparison really.

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:02

sloomee, try to post again

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:03

well ?

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ashesgirl · 24/11/2012 23:04

Waiting ...

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:05

< thumb twiddle >

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:05

< tumbleweed >

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HandbagCrab · 24/11/2012 23:06

That's not nice sll. 6 of the best for you!

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:06

methinks sloomee will not be replying

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:07

not under that name, anyways

cronullansw could be a proxy poster I suppose

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Sallyingforth · 24/11/2012 23:10

6 taunts in 5 minutes AF ?

Sounds like bullying to me.

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:10

for the lurkers, sloomee is unable to post because that username is now banned

think of that what you will, and judge the posters that supported it's posts

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:11

sally, wake up

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BelaLugosisShed · 24/11/2012 23:12

So he's moaning about lack of sex but he gets to have sex with your unconcious body whenever he likes?
Anyone else spot the huge discrepancy here?
Someone's hooves want trimming.

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:13

those hooves have been consigned to the bin

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BelaLugosisShed · 24/11/2012 23:14

Ahh, banned? says it all then.

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:15

cronulla...come on..where are you then ?

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:16

I see..a tactical withdrawal

you live to shit stir another day...good on ya

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BelaLugosisShed · 24/11/2012 23:20

Having seen cronullansw's posting history, how could anyone take them seriously? Really, really pathetic, makes LG look reasonable.

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AnyFucker · 24/11/2012 23:22

bela...precisely

cronulla is an MRA sniper extraordinaire

no apologies forthcoming from anybody that supported shit like this ?

no ?

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Anniegetyourgun · 24/11/2012 23:23

Good call Aunty.

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ashesgirl · 24/11/2012 23:23

All sockpuppets?

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TisILeclerc · 24/11/2012 23:23

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