So who do you fancy that you reeeeeally shouldn't? In real life, or celeb.

[summerholshell]

Evening all

Just a fun thread(hopefully)

Ok, well i'll go first. I am starting to slowly develop a crush on DD's teacher I'm sure this is a common one, but nevertheless, i'm having all kind of fantasies about him!!

When I first saw him, I thought "yeah, he's quite good looking" but that was it. I knew he was admired by quite a few of the mums, purely with their girly reactions, such as hair twirling, or laughing when he hasn't really said anything funny. So actually, i'm quite annoyed that i've developed this crush, because it's soooooo 'been there, done that' if you see what I mean Thank goodness that it's the holidays, it was getting to the point that he only needed to smile at me and i'd blush and daydream on the way home. PATHETIC!!

Oh i've got plenty more to add, but thought i'd start with a tame one.

So come on then...........lets have them! Like I say, it can be someone in your circle, such as family(not blood hopefully), friends, boss etc or it could be a celeb. It has to be a little bizarre or unfortunate though

Oh I was waiting for someone to say Christian Grey! I've never actually read the book. Is it really that good? I know it involves S&M, but is that really the main point to the book?....

Andrew Marr! I know, wtaf? But he is the only first person to have stirred an interest in history in me.

Tom Daleyn, Jeremy Carson. Dara O'Brian, Philip Schofield, Gordon Ramsey.

Let it be known that I am not particularly proud of any of these, but it is true to say that I have always had shocking taste in men. I am now a singleton who absolutely refuses to entertain the thought of ever getting with a man again, as my twat radar is just as defunct as my looks radar!

Argh autocorrect in overdrive, but I'm sure you can can figure out who I meant.

Really the book is shite and wrong on so many levels BUT..........I guarantee you won't be able to put it down and won't be able to stop thinking about it! I'm halfway through the second book and I've only had them three days

I fancy someone i met at a party last summer....we msg each other on facebook regularly (short and sweet msgs) and last friday i got drunk and invited him round for
the night (no dc here for night)

As he lives about 50 mins drive away and he too had had a couple of beers watching the olympics he declined my 'hot offer'

We are still messaging tho but i really really want him to just ask me out for a drink........he must like me a bit to send flirty messages daily surely!!
I know hes really shy but ive laid my feelings on the line haven't i.....and he did say 'maybe another time'

I'd like to be in a Fred and George weasely sandwich

Ooh, I have a good one. This is really wrong and I know it -

My friend's 19 year old son opened the door to me one sunny day with no shirt on, and I swooned a bit.

The trouble is that in my head I am still 16 not a wrinkly nearly 39 year old....

mrstomhardy Just ask him!

Ahem

Piers Morgan
Gordon Ramsay

Glad there are others who have to check the DOB information before ogling the men's diving . I'm just about allowed to look at Tom Daley's diving partner, but not at TD himself. Am not complaining at all .

hmm where do i start...

Tom Daley (yummy)
Zac Efron
DP's friend ( and he likes me so have to be careful there)
and lad sttod next car along at car boot on Sunday ( spent all morning wondering how old he was, decided 18 just so i could perv, he was a vision of yumminess)
I may have teens close to age of some of these but i'm only 33 so surely allowed to perv still

oh and DP is much younger so maybe its just me hoping i am still 21

Ok....so ive just msgd my fb friend asking if he wants to meet up for a drink......

Bet he says no and then ill look like a wally

Can anyone guess mine:o

larry Lamb
piers morgan
The gay guy in eastenders - not the asian one the other one with the shoulders!

Russell Brand !! I know, bad boy but theres something about him lol

alli1968 Christian you mean

oh yes forgot him. Hot hot hot

Mmmmmm Masood from Eastenders, Cesar Milan, Will I am and Jeremy Kyle.

Shakin Stevens. We were waiting for a glimpse of him after a stage production of Elvis light years ago. He kissed me and said I had lovely soft lips

stealth boast

I loved shakin stevens. I sae him perform in brighton when i was 11/12

I had a fantasy when I was younger(still do) about going into the crystal dome with Richard O'Brien himself(not sure of spelling)!! And I don't mean for collecting silver and gold tickets I'm pretty sure he's gay, but then I also like the lead singer of Right Said Fred and I know he's gay..........I must like the bald Oh actually with him, I think it's the really deep voice, which was one of the reasons I was so attracted to dp's friend. There's a certain tone of a mans voice that just turns me to jelly and he reeeeeally has it. Every now and then I bump into him and I know he fancies me and I know he knows I fancy him cos there's this instant intense sexual tension and I just want to pounce on him.......or let him pounce on me. I get the impression he's very domineering, which is fiiiiiine with me

Summerholshell I agree with Adam from Man Versus Food. Got to like a bloke who likes his food!

My friends Uncle.

and, one of the blokes off Horrible Histories. Don't mind watching that with the kids.

There was one episode of dr who that had David Tennant, John Simm (was also in Life on Mars) and John Barrowman (I know!) in it. I was in heaven.

Goes against all I stand for but Gene Hunt as played by Philip Glenister. Got to love the Jean Jeanie!

Ooh how many?

bump..........sorry, just wanted to get this thread to 100!!hehe

God yes to the Gene Jeanie