So who do you fancy that you reeeeeally shouldn't? In real life, or celeb.

[summerholshell]

Evening all

Just a fun thread(hopefully)

Ok, well i'll go first. I am starting to slowly develop a crush on DD's teacher I'm sure this is a common one, but nevertheless, i'm having all kind of fantasies about him!!

When I first saw him, I thought "yeah, he's quite good looking" but that was it. I knew he was admired by quite a few of the mums, purely with their girly reactions, such as hair twirling, or laughing when he hasn't really said anything funny. So actually, i'm quite annoyed that i've developed this crush, because it's soooooo 'been there, done that' if you see what I mean Thank goodness that it's the holidays, it was getting to the point that he only needed to smile at me and i'd blush and daydream on the way home. PATHETIC!!

Oh i've got plenty more to add, but thought i'd start with a tame one.

So come on then...........lets have them! Like I say, it can be someone in your circle, such as family(not blood hopefully), friends, boss etc or it could be a celeb. It has to be a little bizarre or unfortunate though

It isn't a crush. I find him attractive, we flirt. Think he is keener than I am, had a hideous conversation about it last half term, not seen him since and going for a weekend away with him and DH and the kids at the end of August... All a bit of a car crash really! He needs a gf...

I luuuurve Adam from ManVFood- he's just so nice and enthusiastic. He'd make you laugh and take you to some obscure diner for the most disgustingly tasty meal ever.

Also James Franco, seems like he's game for a laugh. And Ryan Reynolds. Babeasauraus.

Harry Styles. Really shouldn't though

Two of my (much older than me) neighbours. They both do manual jobs so always have dirty hands and clothes, and rigger boots.

In celeb land, my recent favourite is Gary Sinise. Especially as Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump

And also Rob Dyrdek from Fantasy Factory and Ridiculousness - a total knob really but I love him. And Ricky from Trailer Park Boys . I should probably go to bed now..

Most of the cast of Glee
What are they?...12?

One of the trainers at the gym.... not looks (although he's not unpretty), personality. This guy is so like me we could be related. His wife is one lucky lady (and I hate her )!

I think i'm going to have to keep a lot of you away from dp from the sounds of it, who is the bloke who's always in clothes covered in plaster and paint and is incredibly rugged and a bit weather beaten. He is a builder, he's not just really messy

My builders lad (18) mrs Robinson here I come
My doctor (55 + ) but fit!!! And a lovely bedside manner
Rupert grint Have had Many enjoyable dreams about :0\

summer does he wear rigger boots?

Oh and just remembered one of DD's friends dads. His wife is actually really lovely. Very very jealous. He's just gorgeous. They recently had another baby and are the vision of happiness. Yep, he's a lovely dad and husband too!! Another couple of boxes ticked.

Yeah, I get Rupert Grint!

Yes, dp wears rigger boots quite reguarly. Shall I send him your way

Can I offer the Olympic opening crush on Ken Branagh?! I was already emotional from Danny Boy and Abide With Me. That is my excuse and I am sticking to it.

Oh so many have just come to me!

Robert from Justin's House
Mr Bloom(Mr Blooms nursery)
Andy from Cbeebies(and Andy's wild adventures)

There's obviously a theme here. That's what happens when you're tv freedom is taken away from you by a 3 year old!

Hee. Get Andy from c beeb too.

I have some oldies....

Bill Nighy and Larry Lamb. (not together)

I can give absolutely no explanation as to why, but I would ride em both like Seabiscuit....

Matt Baker, off the one show, it's that Geordie accent

Our paediatrician. Tall, dark and handsome, great with kids, funny, charming, single dad, intelligent, I could go on. DH hates him with a passion.

Sleb-wise, Robson Green. I would ride that man like a pony.

I had a major crush on DHs brother when we were first dating, I would make excuses to visit MIL just so I could stare at him across the living room! I never would have pursued it, he was just so beautiful. DH knew and just found it funny. Thankfully I grew out of it.

I've had a lot of awful soap ones. Archie from eastenders, but not larry lamb. Currently liking Max and Michael from eastenders, according to DH they look like a shaved peach and a praying mantis.

Sinister Tyger Drew-honey was born in 1996.

My mechanic,yeah he is so fit and sometimes dream abt him .My car is due for Mot end of month,can't wait [blush ]

Tyger Drew-Honey is 16?!!!! Shoot me now! I would have said about 18 or 19, which doesn't feel too bad.

Dylan Moran in Black Books. Yum! The angrier , drunker and more bitter the better for me!! Of course the Irish accent has something to do with it.

My BIL - we have really flirty conversations too - DH knows and thinks its funny. Its completely innocent and always will be which is why its so fun/funny :)

Christian Grey - I know he's not real and it's v v wrong, but still