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So who do you fancy that you reeeeeally shouldn't? In real life, or celeb.

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summerholshell · 31/07/2012 19:56

Evening all

Just a fun thread(hopefully)

Ok, well i'll go first. I am starting to slowly develop a crush on DD's teacherBlush I'm sure this is a common one, but nevertheless, i'm having all kind of fantasies about him!!

When I first saw him, I thought "yeah, he's quite good looking" but that was it. I knew he was admired by quite a few of the mums, purely with their girly reactions, such as hair twirling, or laughing when he hasn't really said anything funny. So actually, i'm quite annoyed that i've developed this crush, because it's soooooo 'been there, done that' if you see what I meanConfused Thank goodness that it's the holidays, it was getting to the point that he only needed to smile at me and i'd blush and daydream on the way home. PATHETIC!!Grin

Oh i've got plenty more to add, but thought i'd start with a tame one.

So come on then...........lets have them! Like I say, it can be someone in your circle, such as family(not blood hopefullyConfused), friends, boss etc or it could be a celeb. It has to be a little bizarre or unfortunate thoughGrin

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MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe · 31/07/2012 20:57

The Olympic swimming and diving is a nightmare! Before I can start perving appreciating the male form I have to check their wiki entries for DOB information

summerholshell · 31/07/2012 20:58

Offred, there's no way you're getting away with that! Come on!! Your secret's safe here.

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akaemmafrost · 31/07/2012 20:59

Ds's swimming instructor. He looks and sounds like Idris Elba and I can't look him in the face when we are discussing ds's progress. He is delish.

nuttytrekkermum · 31/07/2012 21:06

Just watching CSI, got to add Nick Stokes to the list!

ArtVandelay · 31/07/2012 21:07

The man that owned the firm that did our plastering. He is very professional but he makes me blush and giggle. I don't know why, not my usual type at all! He's not very tall and is usually splashed with plaster but there is just something about him DH thinks he's marvelous too, but not in the same way.

nuttytrekkermum · 31/07/2012 21:07

Actually, that wasn't a weird one, I just had to say!
Also, James Spader in Boston Legal, I think he could teach me a thing or two...

PedallingSquares · 31/07/2012 21:08

So come on OP you promised us more in your OP. Do tell Grin

Offred · 31/07/2012 21:09

definitely isn't DH's best friend

PedallingSquares · 31/07/2012 21:10

nuttytrekkermum I had a bit of thing about James Spader for a few weeks days while DH & I watched the box set of Boston Legal. He does have a certain look about him.

thenightsky · 31/07/2012 21:10

Jeremy Clarkson and Jeremy Kyle Blush

Scarredbutnotbroken · 31/07/2012 21:11

The new pr at my virgin gym. He is so fit I get flustered if he speaks to me - this rarely happens I'm v fussy with men! He is dark and swarthy with tattoos all down one arm. I lurve him Grin

sc13 · 31/07/2012 21:19

My dentist. He has such a calm, reassuring manner, nice eyes, right amount of chubby.

summerholshell · 31/07/2012 21:20

thenight NO NO NO!! I'm sorry, Jeremy Vile doesn't come under the catagory of 'I shouldn't but'....he's under a catagory all of his own. I think you'll find him under annoying, affected, narcissist. I'll give you Jeremy Clarkson thoughBlush Oh that reminds me, James May!

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summerholshell · 31/07/2012 21:22

Offred, that's no so bad. How big a crush is it though?...

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summerholshell · 31/07/2012 21:26

Oh, but that does remind me that I had a crush on one of dp's sort of friends. I know that doesn't sound too bad, but he was an utter player and was sex obsessed!! He's really tall, with a very deep voice and tats. When we used to meet him at the pub occasionally, he'd give me the eye and suggestive comments and i'd have to pretend later to dp that I couldn't understand why women would ever fall for his charmBlush SHAMELESS!!

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Lizzabadger · 31/07/2012 21:29

Piers Morgan

summerholshell · 31/07/2012 21:30

Yeah, i'd forgotten about him. He really was very sexy. I normally hate men like him, but he just oozed sex and I couldn't/can't help but wonder what it would be like. I would imagine he's very.........actually, I probably shouldn't go any furtherGrin

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summerholshell · 31/07/2012 21:32

Just to clarify, that was regarding dp's friend NOT Piers Morgan. I don't think you're on your own with that one though Lizz

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summerholshell · 31/07/2012 21:34

The guy from ManVFood. Adam Richmond is it? Why? He's chunky, sweaty and permanantly stuffing his face! Sexy? Apparently.

I told you I had a lot

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Nobhead · 31/07/2012 21:58

The guy who has painted and decorated our house- don't know why but he has a twinkle in his eye. He came round to give us a quote when I was pg with DS 4 years ago and we have had him back to different bits of painting about 3 times since. He's ex army and quite fit (bit shorter than I usually go for though). I think DH knows I have a lil crush on him cos I don't stop talking to him the whole time he is here. That reminds must get the outside wall painted again soon Grin

summerholshell · 31/07/2012 21:58

It's all gone a bit quiet.

Ok, this is probably quite disturbing actually, the Pirate Captain from the latest Aardman film

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NettleTea · 31/07/2012 22:08

My daughter's 20 year old dance teacher
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NettleTea · 31/07/2012 22:08

really far far too young to be having bad thoughts about.......

Catandthecream · 31/07/2012 22:11

My spinning instructor, it is a great motivator to get to his classes!

SrirachaGirl · 31/07/2012 22:14

Envy at emma's dd's swimming instructor. I love Idris.

Mine is Zac Efron. I have had a few colourful dreams about him...

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