So who do you fancy that you reeeeeally shouldn't? In real life, or celeb.

[summerholshell]

Evening all

Just a fun thread(hopefully)

Ok, well i'll go first. I am starting to slowly develop a crush on DD's teacher I'm sure this is a common one, but nevertheless, i'm having all kind of fantasies about him!!

When I first saw him, I thought "yeah, he's quite good looking" but that was it. I knew he was admired by quite a few of the mums, purely with their girly reactions, such as hair twirling, or laughing when he hasn't really said anything funny. So actually, i'm quite annoyed that i've developed this crush, because it's soooooo 'been there, done that' if you see what I mean Thank goodness that it's the holidays, it was getting to the point that he only needed to smile at me and i'd blush and daydream on the way home. PATHETIC!!

Oh i've got plenty more to add, but thought i'd start with a tame one.

So come on then...........lets have them! Like I say, it can be someone in your circle, such as family(not blood hopefully), friends, boss etc or it could be a celeb. It has to be a little bizarre or unfortunate though

My doctor, I know its wrong.

Ok then.............

Also, my sisters EX bofriend(baaaaad)
Borris Johnson(just wrong)
Flynn Ryder(tangled and more importantl, A CARTOON)
My neighbour(who's a bit of a twat)

Ooooo, I think doctor is also a common one. Mine is so lovely and i've known him since I was a little girl. I do wonder if he has a side to him that perhaps isn't so lovely

My ex-optician, his replacements nice too.
One of the Dad's at school.
Tom Daley who is young enough to be my son.

Russell Howard

Sheldon Cooper (one dream and now can't look at him the same)

The dad who I see at the park. He is gorgeous!

The take away delivery guy.

star I'm only 3/4 years older the Tom Daley but I felt bad perving. Obviously not bad enough to stop.

Do they have to be real?

My DHs PS3 game .... Assassin's Creed? Main character - Ezio

I know, i know

It's the hooded, mysterious, brooding type ...... sigh

My boss. Yes baaaaad

Flynn Rider does it for me too and also, the teaching assistant at my daughter's school. I always acted like a right tit when he spoke to me, he must have thought I was nuts. He's covered in tattoos and piercings though, which works for me! I'm gutted she's moving into another class in September

Tom Daley You see I look at him and think yeah he's got a reeeally good body, then I think oh shit, he's only 18(10 yrs younger than me) and then I think, isn't he gay? Obviously i'm not bothered either way, but I do wonder.

I had a dream about one of my dads friends who's 60! and it was very intense. Since then, everytime I see him I get all embarassed and assume that he knows why

Boss here too , it was also after having a dream about him - but it was hardly x-rated, he was lying on my lap and i was stroking his hair. Can't look at him without blushing now!

Oh, just thought of possibly the best or worst one, depending on how you look at it.................My best friend's dad!! We've been friends for about 5 years, but i'd never met her dad before. I'd heard he was a bit of a Shawn Bean lookalike, but though yeah right!! I was introduced to him at a wedding and I know I acted like a silly little school girl. I'm sure I was doing the hair twirling, laughing for no reason and batting my eye lashes. I even noticed my friend rolling her eyes at me as if to say "another one bites the dust" Bless her

The ParcelForce delivery man. It's his smile and the cheeky wink he gives as he hands over a package... :o

I am totally besotted with Captain Kirk (the original series one) and have been since I was fourteen.

My gynecologist

I get flustered whenever I have to see him and laugh a bit too enthusiastically at his slightly lame jokes. Oh god I'm cringing just thinking about it...

Actually, is it Shaun Bean not Shawn? Just wondered....

My one is too bad... Can't tell. Just let it be known it is awful...

In RL I still have the hots for a bloke I met last year. He was single, but he lives on the Isles of Scilly and I can't afford to go over there for a holiday :( Am hoping to blag something through work so I can turn up at the pub on a Friday and pash him. There is also a cheeky French bloke at work who isn't my usual type but he has a twinkle in his eye...

In sleb life I can't think of anyone who floats my boat much, apart from Mattieu Kassowitz (Amelie's fancypiece). He is GORGEOUS.

Robson Green
Boris Johnson
Alistair Campbell

I.So.Would

Sean Bean!

Boris Johnson is minging! You dutty, dutty girls!

Pedalling, that is unfortunate I remember having a one of check up down there about 6 years ago. He walked in the room and I was almost drooling. Seriously, he was utterly delicious! For a second i'd forgotten that I had my legs in stirups and was about to have my cervix examined!! Awwwkward!

God I really should have got that right. Sorry Sean How could I forget?! He used to be one of my favourites

Had a sex dream about the old, curly haired scottish actor Ken Stott (god only knows why) and now I go peculiar when I see him on TV, I can see he's pretty old and erm..... gross but ooooh I like!