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DH and I agreed to do role play - I did mine now he's refusing

135 replies

HornySwoggle · 05/10/2011 17:42

This is so typical of him, gets what he wants and then refuses to do his part. We've been having problems, things getting a bit stale so to spice things up we agreed to try a little role play. I said I'd go first and he asked me to dress up as a sexy nurse. Pretty easy since I am actually a nurse so I just adjusted my uniform slightly and played out a silly nurse/patient scenario. It was successful and we had a good time. However now that it's his turn he's refusing to do it. I have asked him to dress up as a character from Star Wars (pretty normal cliche stuff!) and he's saying he doesn't think it's working - now that he's had what he wanted. Is this normal for role playing that one person stops once they've had what they wanted?

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izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 06/10/2011 02:03

Would you not stick together like velcro? You know, all his fur and your furry front bottom

You've provided an image to conjure with, Mouseface, but it wouldn't necessarily be a problem if the OP's had a Brazilian (wax that is, not an actual real-life native of Brazil) before her encounter with Mr Bacca.

NunTheWiser · 06/10/2011 02:05

I'm thinking it would be very hot and sweaty and not in a nice way.
Han Solo, on the other hand...

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 06/10/2011 02:13

I'd dress up as Chewy for Hans... Grin

LeBOF · 06/10/2011 02:14

Would he have to poke his little willy out of a flap in the costume? Because that wouldn't really work for me.

Mouseface · 06/10/2011 09:58

Grin Izzy - you can almost hear the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriipppppp as they part! Grin

rshipstuff · 06/10/2011 11:42

Whatever turns you on I guess

Jackin · 06/10/2011 17:18

Rshipstuff where on earth did you get that? so I can download it for nerferious purposes

pastawine · 06/10/2011 17:25

you have ruined my mascara right before i go to work....

HornySwoggle · 06/10/2011 18:00

Oh that picture is amazing! where did you get it?? do you have any with Hagrid?

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izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 06/10/2011 18:36

Grin or the 'ooowwwwwwwuch' as he unwittingly gives her muff a chequerboard look thanks to the bald spots where her pubes became entangled in his velcroed flap...

'Course, if the Op's Brazilianed she's best advised not to wear a merkin as chances are she'll never find it again Wink

Jackin · 06/10/2011 18:51

Hornyswoggle, Hagrid are you sure? If it's a robbie coltrain thing, how about cracker?

AttillaTheMum · 06/10/2011 19:52

I am rofl at that first pic that is linked to chewy GrinGrinGrin he is so ..... Seductive

BadDayAtTheOrifice · 06/10/2011 22:33

Saw this and thought of you....(scroll down a bit, 4th one down)
awkwardfamilyphotos.com/category/photos/weddings-engagements-couples/page/19/

fridascruffs · 06/10/2011 22:42

Well I dunno Horny. Maybe just tell him to get his light sabre humming... and may the force be with you.

KatieMiddleton · 06/10/2011 22:49

Oh my.

meltedchocolate · 06/10/2011 23:12

I cant suss if this is a joke but I would be totally up for this (as a woman - being shagged by chewbacca) BUT I am a bit weird and experimental so :o

I am genuinely shocked that so many of you boring lot see something wrong with this, or don't you really but you're just having a laugh??

ChippingIn · 06/10/2011 23:20

melted - Really??? It's bloody bonkers! I mean, each to their own and all that, but it's a sodding great ape thing. Definitely not for me.

meltedchocolate · 06/10/2011 23:28

Why is it bonkers? It's completely different to normal sex. That's what makes it fun. I mean, chewbacca wouldn't be my first choice right enough but if that was the costume we had from a costume party say, I wouldn't refuse.

Jackin · 07/10/2011 06:29

it's a bit to much like 'furrys' for me.

Jackin · 07/10/2011 06:33

Yeah but I have to qualifiy, Patricia Arquette in Human Nature I definately would.

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 07/10/2011 09:53

It's FRIDAY - time to discuss rear entry flaps in his chewybacca costume.

Would that encourage him to act the part, Horny?

Jackin · 07/10/2011 10:28

Yeah dressed as Han solo with a strap on.

rshipstuff · 07/10/2011 12:02

Hagrid is into animals.

HornySwoggle · 07/10/2011 12:32

Hagrid is HOT.

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izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 07/10/2011 13:36

STOP PRESS -NEWSFLASH FOLLOWS

The latest update is that Horny's DH has altered his position as evidenced by:

"No he still won't wear the Chewbacca thing although he has agreed to the police man outfit and is considering Darth Vader so we've moved on somewhat"

This info has been brought to you straight from the horse's mouth of Horny's current AIBU thread entitled to think it's not my fault DH has lost his piano wig somewhere down his y-fronts

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