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DH and I agreed to do role play - I did mine now he's refusing

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HornySwoggle · 05/10/2011 17:42

This is so typical of him, gets what he wants and then refuses to do his part. We've been having problems, things getting a bit stale so to spice things up we agreed to try a little role play. I said I'd go first and he asked me to dress up as a sexy nurse. Pretty easy since I am actually a nurse so I just adjusted my uniform slightly and played out a silly nurse/patient scenario. It was successful and we had a good time. However now that it's his turn he's refusing to do it. I have asked him to dress up as a character from Star Wars (pretty normal cliche stuff!) and he's saying he doesn't think it's working - now that he's had what he wanted. Is this normal for role playing that one person stops once they've had what they wanted?

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whomovedmychocolate · 05/10/2011 18:12

Be sure to use a condom or this may happen

M0naLisa · 05/10/2011 18:13

I bet you have a crush on Harry from Harry and the hendersons aswell dont you?

Seriously Chewwy?????

whomovedmychocolate · 05/10/2011 18:13

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buzzskeleton · 05/10/2011 18:15

Here OP.

LoveInAColdClimate · 05/10/2011 18:15

Did you tell him it was Chewbacca before you agreed to try roleplay?

TheCountessOlenska · 05/10/2011 18:15

OP, you have got your user name AND your fantasy idea from episodes of Friends!

LoveInAColdClimate · 05/10/2011 18:16

Sorry, just seen that he did. In that case he is being a leeeeeeeeeeeeetle U, but maybe go with the policeman idea instead?

HornySwoggle · 05/10/2011 18:17

Well it didn't have to be Hagrid, any of the giants/ogres would do.

I don't really like Yoda. Darthy is ok I suppose.

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GeraldineAubergine · 05/10/2011 18:18

Semen is the very devil to get out of wookie hair.

tethersend · 05/10/2011 18:21

Woooooaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh

Sausagesarenottheonlyfruit · 05/10/2011 18:27

Excellent!

Have you a facial hair fetish? Your eyes must be out on stalks at Christmas, do you like sitting on Santa's knee?

heggertyhaggerty · 05/10/2011 18:27

I think it was all too much for Tethers

she couldn't help herself

CupOfBrownJoy · 05/10/2011 18:28

I just spat my dinner at the keyboard... I can't see my DP managing to get a hard on while dressed as Chewy either.

Saying that, Chewy does have a gsoh and looks a bit filth

hmmm actually OP I think I'm kind of with you on this one...

ThePosieParker · 05/10/2011 18:29

~What about <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=horny+ewok&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1440&bih=779&tbm=isch&tbnid=s09cB7dndaIsjM:&imgrefurl=cheezburger.com/View/3292836352&docid=_pBzNNi62-GP_M&itg=1&w=400&h=508&ei=zJOMTr6zFset8QON7N3RBg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=537&page=1&tbnh=154&tbnw=121&start=0&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=79&ty=83" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this?

Sausagesarenottheonlyfruit · 05/10/2011 18:29

I really like vixsatis's idea, will attempt and report back.

(what if DH agrees to it, do I have to go through with the act? I mean I'm pretty adventurous but still...)

Sausagesarenottheonlyfruit · 05/10/2011 18:30

Oh FFS PosieParker! What a saveloy!

HornySwoggle · 05/10/2011 18:33

Has anyone seen Dracula? well the bit where she's shagging the werewolf? I got really turned on at that bit.

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giyadas · 05/10/2011 18:36

Just asked Dp if he would dress up as chewbacca and he gave me the Hmm face saying "no, it would be too hot... how would I manage with the suit..I wouldn't do the voice"
Then the realisation dawned that it was probably MN related and he quickly adjusted it to "yes, for you I'd do it" Then legged it into the kitchen.
Grin I think he was scared of being judged.

vixsatis · 05/10/2011 18:38

giyadas Quick! Before he changes his mind!

Cassettetapeandpencil · 05/10/2011 18:43

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giyadas · 05/10/2011 18:43

I have no suit, I'm inadequately prepared. Sad
And he's suddenly volunteered to go to the chippy Hmm Wonder if I could fashion a homemade costume by the time he comes back.

Flowerista · 05/10/2011 18:47

What the heck from Giyadas the lounge carpet?

Anniegetyourgun · 05/10/2011 18:47

Now look, "shaggy" has a completely different etymology from "shagging", get yourself a better dictionary ffs.

ArmageddonOuttahere · 05/10/2011 18:48

if chewy makes that wwwwoooooooouargh noise in normal day-to-day convo, y'know, when he and Han are just chewing the fat, imagine what his happy ending howl must be like.

vixsatis · 05/10/2011 18:53

Off home to improvise with some sheepskin rugs