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DH and I agreed to do role play - I did mine now he's refusing

135 replies

HornySwoggle · 05/10/2011 17:42

This is so typical of him, gets what he wants and then refuses to do his part. We've been having problems, things getting a bit stale so to spice things up we agreed to try a little role play. I said I'd go first and he asked me to dress up as a sexy nurse. Pretty easy since I am actually a nurse so I just adjusted my uniform slightly and played out a silly nurse/patient scenario. It was successful and we had a good time. However now that it's his turn he's refusing to do it. I have asked him to dress up as a character from Star Wars (pretty normal cliche stuff!) and he's saying he doesn't think it's working - now that he's had what he wanted. Is this normal for role playing that one person stops once they've had what they wanted?

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Malificence · 05/10/2011 18:53

Are you a plushy OP?

coffeeinbed · 05/10/2011 18:53

Blimey..
And I try to get DH to wax his back...
Must obviously reconsider.

giyadas · 05/10/2011 18:55

...but I do have a proper light-up lightsabre, and a clone troopers helmet...I could make a jedi robe then wrap a fluffy towel round his middle and pretend it's chewbacca at a fancy dress party...
No, I'm too much of a star wars pedant, inauthenticity (?) would turn me off.

paranoidandroidwreckmyownlife · 05/10/2011 18:58

Are at baby chewy picture. I've giggled so much DD is getting most annoyed trying to BF.
My DH would be too embarrassed, and anyhow ex was a hairy bugger. Most unpleasant.Grin

paranoidandroidwreckmyownlife · 05/10/2011 18:59

Arf at, not are, damned phone.

5inthebed · 05/10/2011 19:18

"Semen is the very devil to get out of wookie hair." Grin

Why not get him to dress up as a werewolf then, less hair and longer nails

skrumle · 05/10/2011 19:33

i've just asked my H (gave scenario and just said "star wars character", then asked "what if it was as chewbacca") and his reply was yes Wink

am happy to post him to you if you want to PM your address?

RogerMelly · 05/10/2011 20:06

she may aswell have asked him to dress up as Wilfred

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whomovedmychocolate · 05/10/2011 20:21

Porny take on Mumsnet classic pic goes here

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izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 05/10/2011 20:29

Anyone else hoping this'll run 'til bumsex Friday?

ScarahStratton · 05/10/2011 20:47

Ugh WMMC, just UGH. Me next for the eyeball bleach.

tallwivglasses · 05/10/2011 20:53

Wine Grin

So come on mnetters, what 'dramatic' scenarios have you found yourselves in?

Please 'fess up. I've only been (versions of) myself in the sack. I'm intreeeeeeeged...

Selky · 05/10/2011 20:57

WMMC I have seen something new today. Everyday is a school day on Mumsnet.

Mouseface · 05/10/2011 21:00
Grin

Ver, ver funny. Sorry but really? Chewy? Would you not stick together like velcro? You know, all his fur and your furry front bottom?

BobblyGussets · 05/10/2011 21:33

I really couldn't go there with Chewwy, eyuk!

I am intrigued as to whether or not DH would though, so I have texted him (I am at work). I have also texted my three sisters to ask if their husbands feel they could rise to the occassion and how willing they would be. (Not to shag me in costume of course, just their wives).
My first sister has replied and said because it's star wars, he would be more turned on than her...

ArmageddonOuttahere · 05/10/2011 21:37

WMMC Grin Lucky Mrs. Fruitbat.

maypole1 · 05/10/2011 21:42

Never go first lessoned learned

oldraver · 05/10/2011 23:34

Yea OH would does dress up for me., If it was a Star Wars character he would definitely go for Princess Leia, he does have a thing for her

Northernlurker · 05/10/2011 23:44

Have read the thread to dh. He seems quite interested.

Oh dear.

Gay40 · 06/10/2011 01:31

I have seen quite a few lesbians who are a dead ringer for R2D2. And CP30.
Unfortunately.

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