1 wedding, a wank bag and 52 dates. Internet dating chat thread no 2

[lubeybooby]

A new one!

title courtesy of Shiney :o

Chit chat about all things dating related here.

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That's his gran, planking! Idiot.

I did wonder that but she is face down as if she is alseep or dead

I don't like the rest of his profile but I LOVE the planking gran. Sorry :o

I REALLY AM not going now.

Ahh, should have read his description. I want a gran like that

I love the 'fish and chips on the beach' but you lost me at "as long as you don't put vinegar on it! grrr" Cos, if i want vinegar then I will have vinegar and on a first date especially I shall have vinegar! But I do have PMT so I could be overreacting somewhat

At first glance (before reading the caption) I thought 'oh my god he's Norman Bates and that's his mother's corpse that he keeps on the worktop'.

When you are looking at the photo's do you have a good look at the background too, the furniture, curtains, size of TV? Cos I do

Time and poppa, this can all be solved by having your own trays of chish n fips.

oh shit I'm still here, someone kick me off please

hellsbells brilliant! She does look a bit dead.

Time good god yes. I freely admit I Judge on wallpaper, tidiness, visile ashtrays etc. Plus it's a good way of spotting the ones who still live with their mums.

*visible

Or their grans

Gosh, take a look at w o o l w o r m Quite sad really (POF)

oh he's into emo. SHOCK.

I just had to google emo I've never heard if it

The vinegar reference came from meeting someone on PoF. We went to a local beach which has a great fish and chip shop. I asked if she liked vinegar, and when she said she did I asked the guy behind the counter to please pack it into two lots. She interjected that would not be necessary, reached over the counter and swamped the food with vinegar. Enough that it was dripping through the paper! So I paid for the food and asked the guy to please cook another piece of fish and some chips for me, which he did. She joked about putting vinegar on my new serve. When we walked down to the seats by the beach she told me off because I'd made her look stupid and that all normal people have lots of vinegar on their fish and chips.

Ahh, I see. Well, I would say even more reason to remove that bit, take out any remnants of past encounters

DD and I don't use vinegar either. We like to taste our food!

Poppa she was wrong and very rude to 1) do that in the first place and then 2) tell you off about it . I don't have vinegar. Blerk.

Oh look I manged 19 minutes of not MN'ing :o

Aren't you supposed to be somewhere lubey?

Yes I should. I'm rubbish at being my own boss. I'm going to fire myself.

I liked the first 2 paragraphs poppa but not so keen on the last to be honest.

Agree to no vinegar

Just seen woolworm - he is so far up his own intellect its unreal. And he wonders why people view but don't message. He still looks 15!

Zany, give up looking, I'm clearly not here. Sheesh :o

He still acts 15 too. Hormonal, I'm-so-deep-and-no-one-understands-me. Blech. Bad enough in a teenager but just embarrassing in a 23 year old...

I'm an ageing emo, I'm finding it hard to resist Woolworm mainly to tell him to cheer the fuck up and that he will one day look back at his younger self facepalm