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Weird request in the bedroom?

115 replies

Daisy72 · 04/12/2005 21:53

Hello. I was referred to Mumsnet by a friend and have been lurking for a while trying to pluck up the courage to post. So here goes!

My husband and I have been married for a year. He is a dairy farmer. Recently he has been asking me if I would mind if he stimulates 'milking' me during sex, he says it really turns him on. I didn't mind too much, I guess all men like fiddling in that department, but now he wants me to really get into it. He wants me to moo!

I'm fairly liberal and I know he has a thing about breasts. But I don't like being compared to a cow and I worry about his thoughts when he actually is milking the cows! Has anyone any advice for me please?

OP posts:
gomez · 04/12/2005 22:49

Sophable - walk away, nothing to see here...

Heathcliffscathy · 04/12/2005 22:50
Grin
BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:51

And as you say, the Milk Marketing Board test the milk, so no real mass health worries.

BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:53

Anyway, sorry, have to go now, but I hope we have been a little udderstanding. Night!

BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:53

Ooops, sorry about typo. I meant 'Good night'.

TherewasnoMOOMattheINn · 04/12/2005 22:57

can't believe you all missed the opportunity to tell daisy72 that we don't mind her ermintruding onto mumsnet

shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 04/12/2005 22:58

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BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:59

That's because we're being sensitive and not making jokes about it, TherewasnoMOOM....

BluStocking · 04/12/2005 23:00

And you'd better be careful, Shepherds - he has already shown an interest in sheep!

Heathcliffscathy · 04/12/2005 23:01

yes you are truly a sensitive and caring soul able to draw things out so well...am loving your work

noddyholder · 04/12/2005 23:05

I only went to watch I'm a celebrity and this happens.Herdly suitably Sunday night chat......

snowfalls · 04/12/2005 23:19

Maybe you should try looking at this 'cow' thing from a different perspective

It might not all be black and white

HA HA BOOM BOOM

NorwegianFir2 · 04/12/2005 23:24

Personally, I think you need to express yourself more...

snowfalls · 04/12/2005 23:25

pmsl

snowfalls · 04/12/2005 23:28

do these belong to your dh?

SilentBite · 04/12/2005 23:29

Daisy is he also into Pirate sex?

snowfalls · 04/12/2005 23:37

Does he often make a tit of himself?

snowfalls · 04/12/2005 23:39

Maybe he wants u to change ur name to cadburys.

kitegirl · 05/12/2005 07:38

what????
I called dh at work to see if this is something he might be interested in - I got a stunned silence and 'are you alright, honey?'

PMSL

Twiglett · 05/12/2005 07:51

well personally I'm shocked at the lack of support on this thread

I thought MarthaMOO and MeggyMOO would be right in here

Twiglett · 05/12/2005 07:52

snowfalls

misdee · 05/12/2005 11:08

sorry but thank you for making me laugh properly for the 1st time in ages

AlmostAChristmasAngel · 05/12/2005 11:40

this is udderly disgusting

now stop milking it!

Mummyvicky · 05/12/2005 11:41

Hey and it's panto season too!!- rear end of Daisy the cow anyone ?

HappyDaddy · 05/12/2005 11:55

Can you pretend to be Blue Cow?

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