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Weird request in the bedroom?

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Daisy72 · 04/12/2005 21:53

Hello. I was referred to Mumsnet by a friend and have been lurking for a while trying to pluck up the courage to post. So here goes!

My husband and I have been married for a year. He is a dairy farmer. Recently he has been asking me if I would mind if he stimulates 'milking' me during sex, he says it really turns him on. I didn't mind too much, I guess all men like fiddling in that department, but now he wants me to really get into it. He wants me to moo!

I'm fairly liberal and I know he has a thing about breasts. But I don't like being compared to a cow and I worry about his thoughts when he actually is milking the cows! Has anyone any advice for me please?

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SnowQueenVictoria · 04/12/2005 22:10

this milkmans got his hands full

CrystalmasJingleTips · 04/12/2005 22:11

ffs

CrystalmasJingleTips · 04/12/2005 22:11

sqv

BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:12

Daisy - but what about your thoughts about what he does when he milks the cows? Those suction things are just the right shape for his...you know. Does he....would he....can we all expect a little more protein in our semi-skimmed?

shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 04/12/2005 22:13

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cupcakesbakingonanopenfire · 04/12/2005 22:13

Wow - a dairy farmer who still milks by hand.

hermykne · 04/12/2005 22:14

where do people get the time to think up these stories
PMSL

hativity · 04/12/2005 22:15

sorry but not a patch on the pirate. (as it were).

sallyhollyberry · 04/12/2005 22:15

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skettle · 04/12/2005 22:15

You could always spice it up with a bit of romance...stick the Emerdale theme tune on in the background and it might not seem too bad

BudaBabeInAManger · 04/12/2005 22:16

Ignore ignore ignore

LilacBump · 04/12/2005 22:16

i'm a cow , for inspiration

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Daisy72 · 04/12/2005 22:18

He only milks a few cows by hand, they use the machines nowadays. And yes I have thought about that, but the milk is tested before we can put it on sale so I guess they would have called us up about it.

I suppose it is an man's fantasy, with the whole breast thing, but he came across as a virgin before we got married, and now I'm worried that he might have been a virgin to women, but not to other things, if you know what I mean.

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hativity · 04/12/2005 22:18

why should we ignore? I mean (s)he's not really likely to get a fight going or upset or offend anyone. (I don;t think...)

sallyhollyberry · 04/12/2005 22:19

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sparklymieow · 04/12/2005 22:20

PMSL!!!

Flum · 04/12/2005 22:20

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

How many kids have you got Daisy?

BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:20

You're worried about the sheep, aren't you?

Get him one of these

Flum · 04/12/2005 22:21

Yeah do the cows give him withering looks Daisy?

CrystalmasJingleTips · 04/12/2005 22:21

LilacBump

Flum · 04/12/2005 22:21

Is it working Daisy? Have you 'you, know' yet?

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Daisy72 · 04/12/2005 22:21

Oh, I guess you don't believe me so there's no point in telling you more about what he's asked. Sorry I intruded.

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shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 04/12/2005 22:21

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puff · 04/12/2005 22:22

It's the Christmas wind up thread

tra lalala lala

CrystalmasJingleTips · 04/12/2005 22:22

Byeee Daisy