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Weird request in the bedroom?

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Daisy72 · 04/12/2005 21:53

Hello. I was referred to Mumsnet by a friend and have been lurking for a while trying to pluck up the courage to post. So here goes!

My husband and I have been married for a year. He is a dairy farmer. Recently he has been asking me if I would mind if he stimulates 'milking' me during sex, he says it really turns him on. I didn't mind too much, I guess all men like fiddling in that department, but now he wants me to really get into it. He wants me to moo!

I'm fairly liberal and I know he has a thing about breasts. But I don't like being compared to a cow and I worry about his thoughts when he actually is milking the cows! Has anyone any advice for me please?

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sallyhollyberry · 04/12/2005 22:22

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BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:24

We're here to help Daisy.

hativity · 04/12/2005 22:24

have you thought of using one of these as a sex toy?

Flum · 04/12/2005 22:25

I believe you. Sharing is great. So what advice do you want then? How many kids by the way?

puff · 04/12/2005 22:25

I'd make him sleep in the shed. Shouldn't be too much of a hardship.

OnTheFlossDayOfChristmas · 04/12/2005 22:25

Have had a child together yet? Are you planning any? I think lactating might be the future of your relationship. I suggest you have a baby. If not there are peices of equipment you can buy so you can at least simulating suckling your young husband. Do a google search. Good luck. Perhaps you can establish a sideline in your business for human milk too, of course, DH could take a daily sample for his own pleasure...

hativity · 04/12/2005 22:27

Dear Daisy, I'm really sorry if anyone (including me) has offended you. We do tend to be quite a jovial lot - we get through our problems by jollying each other along. But we are very supportive and helpful.

BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:27

Perhaps you could offer to get him a big fat nose ring for Xmas, then you could lead him about with it...

Flum · 04/12/2005 22:28

I'm off to bed now. Thanks for the ideas Daisy. {{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}} good luck

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Daisy72 · 04/12/2005 22:30

Thank you those 2 who said they believe me. We have one child, conceived on our honeymoon! He is now 10 months old. I breastfed him for 2 months. My husband didn't seem that interested at all when I was feeding him, but when I stopped he suddenly got interested and that is when he started with the milking thing. The embarrassing thing is that when he does the 'milking' thing I do actually produce milk which seems to delight him even more! I just wish we could have ordinary sex that didn't require me doing anything 'cow' related.

I also know that he wants to take it further.

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BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:33

Oh no! How do you know he wants to take it further? What has he said, daisy?

jambothesnowman · 04/12/2005 22:36

OMG!!!!!!! windup

OnTheFlossDayOfChristmas · 04/12/2005 22:38

I reckon he wants to bring his work home with him. Typical man. Can't leave the office at the office.

gomez · 04/12/2005 22:38

Did it involve Elmlea?

LilacBump · 04/12/2005 22:38

yeah, he should do his job in the barn!

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Daisy72 · 04/12/2005 22:40

That's what I'm afraid of Lilacbump.

I think he wants me to wear a costume.

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Heathcliffscathy · 04/12/2005 22:40

blu you are shameless and excellent

shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 04/12/2005 22:41

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BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:45

Daisy - are you OK? There might be a helpline....

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Daisy72 · 04/12/2005 22:46

Is there a helpline? I'd be grateful!

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Heathcliffscathy · 04/12/2005 22:47

0898BOVINELOVE

gomez · 04/12/2005 22:47

PSML Sophable

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Heathcliffscathy · 04/12/2005 22:48

and just in case you are genuine (felt a pang of guilt there)...look, does it really bother you? do you feel disgusted or just think you should feel disgusted? if it doesn't, just carry on and cross the him wanting more bridge when you come to it, and if you do: then tell him to stop! either way talk to him fgs