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new bloke is rather "ahem" large!

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cherrymonster · 30/07/2010 19:38

and sex can be painful at times. what are the best positions to accommodate as much of him as possible,without hurting myself and still helping us both to climax?

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DiscoSquish · 09/09/2010 12:30

Am peeing myself laughing here at these descriptions Grin

I think my worst was the one that was supposed to not be able to get it up according to gossip but managed very well...

Sadly the whole experience went thus:

Eeeee Eeee Eeee Eeeee Ahhhhhhh Zzzzzzzzzzz

Confused wasn't particularly impressed by that one TBH and after two repeat performances (well I felt it only fair to give the benefit of doubt incase it was purely down to overexcitement) I gave it up as a bad job.

oldraver · 09/09/2010 14:54

I didnt measure my wrist but did pop upstairs and measure the plaster cast I have of DP.... seems like he is at the erm... far end of the scale .... and the plaste cast shrunk lol

Conundrumish · 09/09/2010 16:33

I had an Eeeee Eeee Eeee Eeeee Ahhhhhhh Zzzzzz too Disco. Initials MB?

DiscoSquish · 09/09/2010 19:53

lol no initials HC but I suppose one of them could be lying....

... unless the MB stands for Mad Bastard in which case yes it's the same one Grin

TrillianAstra · 09/09/2010 20:04

Condoms will not work if it looks like a toddler dressed up in adult clothes - it will come off inside you and you could get diseases and/or pregnant.

sooz28 · 10/09/2010 19:49

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Footlong · 12/09/2010 23:54

What the heck.. this forum is anonymous...

I was very late hitting puberty, so always thought of myself as sexually under-developed. So was very nervous getting my codger out for the first time for a girl. Luckily all was well with the world and she had a massive shit eating grin on her face, which boosted my ego no end.. as it turns out prob got me a bit too excited... her grin didnt stay :(

andreaaa · 19/09/2010 12:12

Original P!

Coping?

wowiamtheluckyone · 28/09/2010 11:31

bitoffun...we are talking circumference.

I checked dh figures as I thought he may be fibbing but he was right. He said it was too embarressing going into a shop asking for a extra large one.

looks like it will go into the too difficult pile.

thanks everybody

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