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new bloke is rather "ahem" large!

109 replies

cherrymonster · 30/07/2010 19:38

and sex can be painful at times. what are the best positions to accommodate as much of him as possible,without hurting myself and still helping us both to climax?

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FanjolinaJolie · 01/08/2010 17:52

Spooning or missionary where you can 'pul back' if you feel like he's going too deep.

It can be painful if he's hitting against your cervix.

And lube, lube, lube!

spilttheteaagain · 01/08/2010 18:00

Well, according to this chart average girth is 4.5 to 5 inches. So 4-5 would not be massive!

spilttheteaagain · 01/08/2010 18:21

Hands up who's considering taking some string and a ruler to bed so they can measure their DH when the opportunity presents itself?

ATinofBiscuits · 01/08/2010 18:23

Maybe a whole ball of string splittheteaagain

2kids2dogsandahorse · 01/08/2010 18:51

And me lol are we planning on reporting back our findings?

TDiddy · 01/08/2010 21:19

TDiddy mutters 2 pi radius is circumference but decides not to bother...

wowiamtheluckyone · 06/08/2010 16:31

isnt it amazing when you don't realise you have something that others don't!! I never thought for one moment he was anything other than a bit big. Funds getting tight so may rent him out :)

EekaSqueaka · 06/08/2010 16:35

Anything too large can hurt beyond belief! Women are different shapes and sizes too, y'know.

Size matters a lot but conversely doesn't matter at all - compatibility is everything.

wowiamtheluckyone · 06/09/2010 19:24

As the idea started on this discussion I thought you might be able to help us out. After reading this topic dh and I decided to try out the cockring but what we thought would be a great experience has turned out to be an almighy challenge.

dh took a detour via the adult store and bought one, simple thing that looked no more than a piece of plastic twine for a few pounds. when he tried it that evening I thought it was so funny watching him struggle to put it on I think we both were no longer in the mood. Problem was it was too tight for him, no problem we thought buy a bigger one.

Lots of google-ing has come up with the problem, we cannot find one big enough. One web site said how you measure "for comfort" and stated that large size was 52mm - however our measurements come out that he needs a size 98mm!!

Does anybody have any idea as to where to buy one such a size? We have looked around with no luck and thought if anybody knew you guys would!!

Hope you can help.

lfurreaux · 07/09/2010 10:21

Haha well yes, congrats! While I dont think larger is necessarily better the girth issue can be useful lol! My hsb is well endowed and i was gobsmacked when we first met! After a few problems (deep thrusts hurt!) we tried a few cock rings as Mal suggests and we currently use 2 - www.extremerestraints.com/cock-rings_34/neoprene-cock-rings_3128.html actually have larger diameter which you might need. Also, in my experience cock rings can be beneficial during intercourse - have a read here, much of it does ring true www.ultimatecockring.com/cock-ring-benefits.html.

Above all, have fun!

wowiamtheluckyone · 07/09/2010 23:40

hi ifurreaux and thanks for your info. however these are only the same size as we already have. Still we will keep looking.

MoralDefective · 08/09/2010 23:08

Oh i am so sorry....i sort of imagined that 'new bloke' was a fattyBlush

floweryblue · 08/09/2010 23:23

Just measured my wrist!

TDaDa · 08/09/2010 23:23

.... "This is especially important if the penis is smaller than average, and the use of two hands at the same time inhibits proper execution of the exercises."

PSML

RumourOfAHurricane · 08/09/2010 23:55

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floweryblue · 09/09/2010 00:01

You need to be properly aroused and juicy to accomodate him. In my experience you can take more of him in if you have had an orgasm already but not just a clitoral twitchy one.

TDaDa · 09/09/2010 00:17

The belt type c-ring looks great....what if some DW bought this one for her husband and found that he couldn't fit the smallest radius on the belt....would be a bad start wouldn't it?

Is this really a turn on? ...what is attractive about this....not for the easily offended.

BitOfFun · 09/09/2010 00:29

Hang on. Are we talking diameter or circumference her? Because 52mm and 98mm seem awfully small to me.

TDaDa · 09/09/2010 00:38

BoF- must be radius Smile ?

BitOfFun · 09/09/2010 00:43

Why not go for an adjustable one? like this.

If you are still claiming that 19" is too small, then I will personally visit to affirm that you are indeed shagging a blue whale.

BitOfFun · 09/09/2010 00:46

TaDada- your link is almost an outfit.

TDaDa · 09/09/2010 00:50

Grin Grin

Yes, makes me feel naked now

floweryblue · 09/09/2010 01:00

You Save £3.52, go for it!!!

bethjeff · 09/09/2010 01:54

This is hilarious. You've all made my night. Ta muchly

Footlong · 09/09/2010 04:43

This is a serious issue.... I have been dumped by a few ladies because I was to well endowed for them.. well either that or they didnt like me.. but I prefer the 'hung like a rogue bull elephant' theory far more Grin