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new bloke is rather "ahem" large!

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cherrymonster · 30/07/2010 19:38

and sex can be painful at times. what are the best positions to accommodate as much of him as possible,without hurting myself and still helping us both to climax?

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 30/07/2010 23:02

Girl - whos legs go over whos shoulders?

OhYouBadBadKitten · 30/07/2010 23:12

I hope I find out tomorrow.

TDiddy · 31/07/2010 07:45

......reminded me of friend who used to get dizzy whenever he had an erection due to blood flow... a bit early in the morning, for this, I know

ilovemydogandMrObama · 31/07/2010 07:54

Grin Shock

TDiddy · 31/07/2010 08:02

my friend was a skinny guy so it all looked decidedly incongruous...like he was taking a pet animal around with him rather than an integral part of his body.

walkersmum · 31/07/2010 08:09

TDiddy, thats so funny!

TDiddy · 31/07/2010 08:12

This is true. Thing is, the guy didn't enjoy sex that much as it was like a separate entity...and then he scared women...and then he had to deal with faintness...poor guy

cherrymonster · 31/07/2010 12:01

tdiddy- thankfully, new bloke is not skinny. he is a very large bloke overall so is perfectly in proportion. he is very tall too

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TDiddy · 31/07/2010 12:11

So cherry , you/he has got it all then

iNEEDaWHINGE · 31/07/2010 12:15

an alternate to you going on top would be to alternate your location iykwim.

try chairs, bed, sofa.

i find sitting on top of something with legs around his waist is good for the larger manhood. the kitchen bunker/table, washing machine , etc.

lifeinlimbo · 31/07/2010 23:29

agree with iNeed - car bonnet.

lou33 · 31/07/2010 23:52

car bonnet is somewhat seasonal tho isnt it, unless they install one in the bedroom...

iNEEDaWHINGE · 01/08/2010 08:28

unless you have a garage which has a door to the utility room.

BalloonSlayer · 01/08/2010 08:55

4-5" girth is not very big. When I measured my 3 year old's wrist for a bracelet it was 5".

Did you mean diameter? < curious >

atswimtwolengths · 01/08/2010 09:03

God, I hope not, BalloonSlayer!

porcamiseria · 01/08/2010 09:35

thought you mean fat, not king dong!

i'd have thought after childbirth a big willy would be a breeze.....

EekaSqueaka · 01/08/2010 14:04

Porc, it can be worse after childbirth because the cervix tends to sit a little lower than it previously did and any scarring following childbirth (even from just grazes) can cause tightness.

My preferred position would be celibacy over a willy that causes pain! Some bodies just don't fit together right.

spilttheteaagain · 01/08/2010 15:10

Or did you mean 4-5cm diameter?

Please God tell me there aren't men with 4-5inches diameter girth??!! How frightening!

purplepeony · 01/08/2010 15:31

4-5 inches girth is normal.
A tiny point- he doesn't have to use it all.

Alouiseg · 01/08/2010 15:44

You have to come before he goes near you with it.

spilttheteaagain · 01/08/2010 16:32

Can we clarify... does girth mean circumference or diameter?

I my experience, 4-5 inches circumference would be rather small, but 4-5 inches diameter would be impossible!

purplepeony · 01/08/2010 17:01

Girth in my mind is circumference.
4-5 inches is "normal."

BalloonSlayer · 01/08/2010 17:40

That's what I meant. I have the skinniest wrists you've ever seen and I measured round them today and their girth is 7"

Thank God DH didn't ask me what I was doing.

"Oh a woman on the internet says her new bloke's cock is massive and measures 4" around and I don't think that's massive so I was measuring my wrist just to see whether I thought . . . why are you looking at me like that DH?"

purplepeony · 01/08/2010 17:50

well my wrists are just 5.5 inches so make of that what you will!

BalloonSlayer · 01/08/2010 17:51

PMSL at us all measuring our wrists.

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