new bloke is rather "ahem" large!

[cherrymonster]

and sex can be painful at times. what are the best positions to accommodate as much of him as possible,without hurting myself and still helping us both to climax?

Did you use it in the proscribed manner thou.

Hey Footy- you are bound to scare the laydeez off with a name like that!

Footlong refers to his nose- Pinocchio

But what do you do if it is too small?
Guy I am seeing has quite a thin small one. I have never experienced this. Any ideas?

Shiney!

small - pointless
thin - pointless
small AND thin - do what shiney says!

I can't! We have not slept together yet.
He is perfect in every other way (well nearly - has hates seafood and swimming).

Fingers crossed he is good at oral.

This thread has made me laugh!

Agree with other that thin and/or small is pointless and thats pre children

^has hates seafood and swimming).

Fingers crossed he is good at oral.^

Oops

I really fooked up the old italics there

Have you got strong thighs muscles Serenity? You may have to keep them tight together

Disco I just snorted coffee! I must step away from MN and actually do some work.

Sorry

I have got thighs like a soviet weighlifter!

He also has had little experience with women.
What the hell have I got myself into!!!!

Ah well look on the bright side, if he annoys you, you then get to use the almost mythological 'is it in yet' as a put down

Am chuckling at work - am pining for some action (6.5 months PG AND have houseguest staying for a few weeks - very thin walls).

Have done...other things

He is on the other side of the world at the moment. I have only seen it once. I was also jetlagged. Finger crossed it is actually bigger then I originally thought.

As for staying? Well he is my best friend. After 8 years I realised that I had feelings for him. So we are going to make a go of it when I return back to Australia.

I am SO GLAD I am not a man. Can you imagine if the conversation here was reversed, eg: talking about a woman her physical attributes being compared and derided and men saying "dump her" because her f is too large.

Arrrggghhhh. Thank god I am in a long term relationship it sounds like a horrible nightmare out there in the dating world with men being sized up like bulls at a farmers auction.