Hello all, Numpty here. @theThreeofWeevils saved our bacon last night by starting a new thread (with an excellent title, btw) while I was obliviously doing other things
, but has very magnanimously messaged MN to ask for her thread to be removed, given that, compounding my numptiness, I then hit Create on the new one I had ready without checking whether anyone else had stepped in.

I've copied the posts on the other thread, and here they are, minus the duplicate bits. Deepest apologies for all the confusion.
Emergency Archers Thread #130. Be prepared for a Fête Worse Than Death, again (16 Posts)
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Hope this treads on no toes. If a duplicate, I'm sure MNHQ will obligingly delete it.
EarringsandLipstick Wed 11-Aug-21 20:25:38
Following on from last thread:
I don’t think there is any harm in admitting to an intelligent 18 year old that his mother’s & Brian’s actions caused her a great deal of heartache so it was hard welcoming him into the family.
But that's not what was bothering Ruairí. It was the fact that these conversations about Siobhan were taking place last year, when he felt JD was being supportive to him about the CD. What Malice said has tainted it for him.
I feel so sorry for JD as there's no way to easily explain her very human response that Ruairí should never have had to hear about.
EarringsandLipstick Wed 11-Aug-21 20:25:55
Thanks @theThreeofWeevils for setting up the new thread!
theThreeofWeevils Wed 11-Aug-21 20:46:27
Thanks, Earrings. I could have made a better job of it, though. [Editor's note: Nonsense.]
However, a scene I would love to hear but which I fear is unlikely to happen.
Brian, having got quietly pissed, in his study (oh, they don't have that kind of thing any more, because Kate). Never mind: kitchen table, then, or living room. Jenny asleep upstairs. Enter Alice, probably on the prowl for booze. B pours Alice a (small) whisky. Starts talking about the 'children', because he is missing Ruairi. Pours himself another large one and, pretending to be a great deal more drunk than he actually is, tells Alice how bitterly disappointed he was that she was not a boy. Alice is outraged and devastated and cries. Brian delivers a one-liner and departs for bed, removing decanter as he goes.
KimikosNightmare Wed 11-Aug-21 20:46:35
Poor JD and poor Ruari. Bloody Alice. She doesn’t ever deserve to be forgiven for this.
BoreOfWhabylon Wed 11-Aug-21 20:48:49
Well done Weevils.
Cometh the hour, etc
KimikosNightmare Wed 11-Aug-21 20:50:04
I don’t think there is any harm in admitting to an intelligent 18 year old that his mother’s & Brian’s actions caused her a great deal of heartache so it was hard welcoming him into the family
But that's not what happened. He already knew all of that but, quite rightly, thought he was accepted in his own right. Alice was telling malicious lies.
Darker Wed 11-Aug-21 21:36:23
Thanks for the new thread!
WhoppingBigBackside Wed 11-Aug-21 21:44:59
Thanks for the thread @theThreeofWeevils.
Alice has a lot to answer for.
I still love Shula.
Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g Wed 11-Aug-21 21:50:49
Sorry for being AWOL! Just set up a new thread without seeing this one. Oops.
DoctorTwo Wed 11-Aug-21 22:31:56
Thanks for the shiny new thread @theThreeofWeevils.
The scenes between JD and Ruauri were well done, he's going to be missed for his good acting. Hollie Chapman deserves a BOOP for her skills too. Hope to hear from them both soon and often.
campion Wed 11-Aug-21 23:00:01
KimikosNightmare
Poor JD and poor Ruari. Bloody Alice. She doesn’t ever deserve to be forgiven for this.
Agreed.
Last night got me emotionally but tonight I felt a bit depressed too. Also where was Brian? I needed to hear him reinforce to Ruairi why he belongs in the family.
R4 Wed 11-Aug-21 23:46:10
This is amusing. I was thinking about a new thread title. Pondering about Brine not knowing how many DC they have. And the varying number of bedrooms at Blossom Hill Cottage. And Lynda having none, one or two VIP to open the fete.
So I was gently musing on the strange effect that Ambridge has on numbers ... and, lo, we come up with two thread No130shock
D^3 will be furious; it will wreck his spreadsheet.
[Editor's note:
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Apols to @DadDadDad too.]
theThreeofWeevils Thu 12-Aug-21 00:52:27
R4, I have reported and asked for merging of threads.
stilldumdedumming Thu 12-Aug-21 06:10:28
The thing with Alice's latest outburst is that although she probably has been quite fond of R, she has always been at least joint favourite with Debbie and also really spoilt. What she said was vile, but she kind of always has been. Like most people, I've had alcoholic friends, colleagues and partners, and it's almost impossible to stay the course with them. So bloody sad. I absolutely hate alcohol.