The Cheese Queen needs to tread Caerphilly. Camembert the tension? Join The Archers thread and hope it gets Feta from here on.

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Sorry but I couldn't resist an opportunity for puns galore

Ooh MysticBore :o

That was the best bit of Archers comedy writing I have ever heard! I proper laughed out loud.

So what's a decent interval before Jill moves back in? She'll be there before they're back from the hospital, I'll bet.

Bore I thought of you as HP tragically carked it on the final, doomed road to Brokefield.

Well done.

However it's a sign of the times that normally after such tragic scenes the continuity announcer will offer some unmanned phoneline to call if the listener has been 'affected' by the storyline.

No such number was offered

No, they'll faff around for a while with Jill not wanting to say she's not happy at LL and Deeevid not wanting to dislodge her 'cos he thinks she's happy.

It'll all be resolved over the Best Christmas Ever.

He was probably trying to stifle his laughter, Cutted

I know I was

Am gong to Listen Again now, for the lolz

Oh arse I've been waiting for this for bloody months and have only gone and missed it! Was she en route?

There's something seriously wrong with the plotting arm. They keep leading us down dead ends that we all know are dead ends rather than forks in the road

How much are they on Amazon- about £3 in Primark

Jill will be back tomorrow making copious amounts of tea and flapjack to help poor Ruth through her trauma. Lizzie's Orangery won't get a look in as it won't do builders' tea only lapsang souchong in a paper cup.

It was me, just driving along thinking "perhaps the strain of the move will kill her" (wishful), and it did....

Whoreofbabylon isn't there a country myth that you tell your problems to the bees and they will take your problems away....? Jill can take the blame.

Sorry "Bore" etc didn't read your MN name carefully enough.

Yes, Travelled, I alluded upthread to the fact that Jill had visited the bees just before the dreadful event!

In Ruth's distress, she failed to notice the bee crawling away from Heatherpet's comatose body.

It flew out of the window and buzzed determinedly south west, steering by the sun, in the direction of Ambridge

bore are you sure you're not S'OC?

^^ that was meant to be a text to DD
You could hear the whoops of joy from Lower Loxley!

SO'C I mean

Er .. Bore... What are your lottery numbers this week?

Oooooh noooooaaaah.

AIBU to think this will end in the Best Divorce Ever when Ruth starts blaming David for - well, everything?

So seriously - what's £3 in primark?

So HP has shuffled. All change on theBrookfield merry go round. Jill can have her newly decorated room back...

Can I just check that we have already had a gamekeeper shot by poachers?

Yes, I wondered that seriously what is £3 in primark? Is there to be a MN rush for it?

YY i was wondering about the primark reference.

Well, Deeevid did express his concern when Rooth first revealed her grand plan, that Heatherpet might not be up to the journey.

Wonder when if he'll say "I told you so"?