Sexy sex on lovely legs, shearing sheep bare-chested. Tell us how you picture the good folk of Ambridge (and feel free to discuss anything else rural soap-related).

[PseudoBadger]

For me, that describes Ed. Some strange people think that it describes Jazzer.
Does it matter what they look like? We know and love their voices (except you Pip)

Grr probate not private - silly autocorrect!

rob will tell her no nut allergies, then one of them will turn out to be allergic to hazelnuts

Yes and he will convince her that he had told her and its all his fault his dad died in the bridge farm kitchen after politely sampling the hazelnut meringue

I can't decide who is creepier atm, Rob or Roy. Only a consonant between them.

Loving the descriptions!

I see Lizzie as a curly-hared Felicity Kendall (and yes to upduffed)

Am wondering about the Knobfather - will he be controlly psycho too?

Why do you think Lizzie is pregnant - have I missed some clue?

I was wondering that too, Lillian - what did we miss, sharp-eared threadmates?

I don't think Lizzie is pregnant so much as really, really horny. Ugh.

Shula was saying how rosy and healthy Lizzie is looking. 'It must be the fresh air,you should take her camping more often Roy'

I'm making no claim to be sharp-eared after completely missing the probate stuff. I vividly remember Elizabeth having morning sickness when she was pregnant by Cameron Fraser a million years ago. There's been no mention of that this time, has there?

everyone keeps saying "you do look well on it" to her. tbh i was interpreting this as a rather sexist allusion to the fact that she had needed a good "seeing to"

by the SWs i mean

Oooh Roy you were so brave rescuing Shula from the big bad horsey. Even the SWs though t it was a bit unlikely so they got him to mention LLs carthorse to prove he knows one end of a horse from the other.

But they have a little man to look after the animals.

So was I, Pet!

Most unlikely that 100% Bri-Nylon-Roy could rescue Shula from a horse - she spends all day every day wrangling them, after all, and all Roy ever wrangles is his rotas (no tittering at the back).

Surely Lizzie would be looking tired and pale if she was pregnant? Ooh, it's just occurred to me that a pregnancy could make the intermittent heart condition worse and ... SATTC? Who would be the Regent of LL until Foggy Freddie comes of age?

Ian = Diarmuid Gavin

Spot on, trevortrevor. (Brilliant name, by the way.)

oh vg trev

Checking in, a bit late.
This thread is moving fast! Is it the mention of sex in the title that did it?

ha cutteduppear. we're going to attract archers trolls if we're not careful

Did anyone else hear the mention of The Archers in Ed Reardon this evening? It was about Ed writing dialogue for characters in a game. The game's creator was explaining that the actors would have to record basically the same dialogue over and over again, hundreds of times. 'We often use actors from The Archers, actually', he said. I laughed for several minutes and so did Mr AllMimsy (who has suffered TA in the background for over 30 years).

Oops sorry the thread has got a lot more chatty now! Apols for brusque update!
Yy new Jim

Aw shucks

I love the £££ in Rooth's eyes. She'll be well pissed off when Jill succeeds in defeating The Road.

So Rob has engineered a little wifey. This must have been the sticking point with Jess.

Yes - the Ed Reardon line was evil...

Next thread title: "Archers trolls this way."?

(Although I wouldn't mind if we kept repeating this one - it's so beautiful.)