Sexy sex on lovely legs, shearing sheep bare-chested. Tell us how you picture the good folk of Ambridge (and feel free to discuss anything else rural soap-related).

[PseudoBadger]

For me, that describes Ed. Some strange people think that it describes Jazzer.
Does it matter what they look like? We know and love their voices (except you Pip)

" who knew Rob had such a dysfunctional family" hahahaha Tony.

Wow, if what Rob says is true, I almost feel sorry for him...

And as correctly predicted " we're your family now " from Helen.

I'm gutted we didn't get Penelope Keith as Ma Titchener.

But how much of it is true? Did he even actually invite his parents or make a phone call just now?

I think Snowman was absolutely right. He didn't invite them and he didn't phone them. What an utter knob he is.

No.

Knob didn't even invite his parents, did he?

Of course he never invited them. He went all shifty when Hellin dared to ask whether they were ever properly invited.

Well, checking up if he made a reservation at Grey Gables is easy enough. I wonder if Helen will get incensed enough to call and give them a piece of her mind - and find out that there was no invitation.

Would be funny if Helen starts to be suspicious just as her parents fall in love with him.

I was hoping H would check the phone log on his mobile and discover he called no one.

But he could have actually booked room at GG just to make that part stack up

Enjoyed looking at the picture of Imran in his hey day when he was my pin up! I'd also imagined Ifty looked a little like that.
But what does Rob look like in Archerreality? Apart from having his pants on fire at the moment?

Reserving a hotel room proves nothing. He may well have done that.

And he may well have dialled his parents number this evening. Just not actually spoken to them.

It's dreadful.

some genius on one of the FB groups picked up on him only bringing 4 wine glasses in, not 6

why would he do that, eh, Helen? eh? eh?

Takes a bow, Polishes crystal ball, has another look...

I hope I see this story coming to a head soon but I think it's going to be a drawn out affair....

So knob is just like he characterises his dad. Who'd have thought!!

Yeah I noticed the 4 glasses too. I don't think he ever invited them. He was just trying to shut her up.

I guess the only good thing is that there is a nagging doubt in her isn't there? Loved the continuity announcer

Respect to BYOS! Well called, madam.

This is a bit like Rob, I think, although a little too old at the moment.

I wonder if know has a super injunction out on someone

Knob not know!!

Oh I noticed the wine glass thing and his general shiftiness about it all. What a cock he is. I can't decide if he's more or less of a cock than Roy though.

It wasn't just the wine glasses. When the doorbell went he knew that it was P&T and was momentarily flummoxed when Helen said that it wasn't necessarily them, it could have been Ma&Pa Tichyknob. He forgot to pretend that they were still expected.

He's an utter bastard. Gave himself away with the wineglasses though. He never asked them, never rang them. Notice how he manipulates Helen in to feeling sorry for him instead of challenging him.

Can't believe it - just started to fill in dh (an occasional listener) and he immediately predicted a no show from Knob saying "it's obvious - he's a wife beater, that's why his mum was so surprised to hear Helen when she phoned up." Slightly miffed that he seems to have a better handle on this than me. V sweet though - on holiday in beach hut and has lent me his phone so I can catch up on thread, he understands my addiction (though will probably have to wait for the film next Sunday to find out what happens next).