Sexy sex on lovely legs, shearing sheep bare-chested. Tell us how you picture the good folk of Ambridge (and feel free to discuss anything else rural soap-related).

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For me, that describes Ed. Some strange people think that it describes Jazzer.
Does it matter what they look like? We know and love their voices (except you Pip)

I think Rob's going to spin his parents' visit to make rue it backs up his story of the poor hard-done-by son, so maybe causing an argument? (To be fair, he may actually be hard done by, people can be knobs but also treated badly by otters)

Or treated badly by others even. I don't think otters generally treat people badly

"People badly treated by otters" sounds like a really fun show.

E4 maybe?

I always think of otters as lovely gentle creatures, and those ones in the sea that hold paws to stay together

Mind you I bet if Tarka had the chance to get his own back he'd take it

Jemima had Hugh Grant in between didn't she?

Otters - great image in my head now!

Blessed, it'll only take you a decade or so to sort all the relationships out and at least you'll have the benefit of this thread to ask about anything you don't understand.

But take Mimsy's warning - 'you can check out, but never leave'!

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allmimsy thanks for the pic but he was definitely gorgeous when younger than that (not so much now) imo.

Just had a thought about the LL people ; what's happened to Lewis? He'd be around to throw a big bucket of water on polyester boy's social climbing shaggiest pretensions wouldn't he?

I meant 'shaggiest' of course!! Stupid predictive txt!!

AAAAAAH it won't let me write 'shag fest' !!!!!

Another good gameshow would be the one just proposed by Brarn: 'Divorce, Suicide or Murder: Take Your Pick'!

Aw, I liked PC Plods Annie. He had a touch of David Gray about him I thought.

It IS a clanking storyline though.

Here, Ifty contemplates coming back to Ambridge.

The new script writer has said he is channelling Shakespeare

I think someone must be spinning in his grave

Was his first big story the jilting (which we all saw coming a mile away)?

Ha ha poor Knob is so awful because he was raised by otters love it. The Borsetshire Mowgli.

JohnFarleysRuskin

Even I would move to the country for that.

Agree John i thought P.C. plod wasn't too bad (as I listened entranced to his dulcets I thought i bet my on line archers fanatic friends will be howling at this and I was right it seems) apart from a few more sophisticated types, like me and you john (hoists bosom and looks over glasses).

Knob could go with some slapping with a wet fish. I hope a dead one too!Maybe Tarka would oblige. I think tonight something will be alluded to by KnobMa and so T and P will have to discuss it afterwards, and they will be vv concerned. So will have midnight visit to say hello to the cows. Helen as ever will have her head deeply in the sand.

I'm another who quite liked PC Plot's scene. Yes, his singing wasn't outstanding. But I am starting to like his wooing of Fallon. I hope they will both be very happy. We need a wedding bells symbol, methinks.

I've always had Ifty down as not especially tall, a slight paunch (but nothing he can't fix), messy dark hair, and yy to the crumpled linen. All rather dishy though. And he looks good in his shades on the cricket field. Ooh, I'm coming over all middle- aged woman. He would be wasted on Elizabeth.

By contrast, here's Roy.

I think whoever called no show upthread looks like they were absolutely right...

What have you done BuildYourOwn???

Buildyourown has it!

Scarily prescient.

OMG he's such a shit

Has Rob ever not ruined an evening for a partner?

Surely Helen can't believe this?