...who may or may not make a guest appearance.
Aka how much do we all know, or guess, about PigletJohn. Please add to the thread.
PigletJohn dries all his clothes in his tumble drier. If it's broken he can fix the machine in mere minutes, but he'll sometimes use this moment to allow his neighbours to return him a favour. PigletJohn's neighbours are keen to oblige as it makes them feel better about the many questions they ask of PigletJohn. PigletJohn's neighbours don't like to take advantage, but he's too damn useful.
If you tell PigletJohn how many litres of water your kitchen tap produces in a minute, he can tell you which boiler to buy. Many posters are embarrassed of their plumbing inadequacies and refuse to divulge this personal information.
In the event of a natural disaster PigletJohn could fashion a shelter from the contents of his shed.
PigletJohn knows all about gardening. Water/ nutrients/ drainage. It's basically plumbing and mechanics.
PigletJohn bakes a mean Victoria sponge. (probably)