Anyone with a cool £5 million looking for rainbow staircase and integral steel slide into kitchen? walk this way...

[kitsmummy]

My eyes are bleeding. I thought I'd browse trendy Notting Hill pads for inspiration and found this beauty. I'm all for a bit of quirky but this, really who would buy this monstrosity? And if you look at picture 23 it also appears to have a life size Batman in the house

Someone actually got paid to design this??!!!

I might be a philistine but at least my house doesn't give me piles. It looks so cold.

I don't think wanting my house to: (a) have some comfortable places to sit that aren't soft play and (b) not look like a big, echoey, stark art gallery makes me a philistine.

If it is the house from the film, it looked much better before those designers got a hold of it. Like, you know, an actual house not the bloody Tate modern.