Bugger cushions. It needs something resembling a comfy chair, anywhere in the house. It is the least hospitable looking house I've ever seen.
If I we viewing it and had millions of pounds to spend on a house, I'd be walking around thinking about all the walls that need to go back in to make it a useable space. I don't want to bath in my bedroom, expecially not when the doors are all glass so there is no privacy whatsoever. At least they've put the toilet in a cupboard behind the wall of mirrors.
The white ensuite shower room looks very municipal to me too. Horrible. And the blue carpeted bedroom screams scuzzy student let to me.
I hate the kitchen. The bar bit that sticks out at a funny angle seems to make the already narrow space almost impassable. I guess the owners are not supposed to cook in it though, just drink wine from the two wine fridges.
I bet it's really echoey. It's all big empty spaces with hard shiny flooring.
Even the slide looks like the least comfortable and pleasant of all the curly side options. As others have said, it is like a giant speculum. Eurgh. And the yellow soft play matting just looks cheap and horrible.
Seriously, the designers might be good at big public spaces and such like, but the seem to have no idea how to design for people's homes. The othe photos someone else linked to are equally bad. The office with the swamp monster in the corner is utterly horrible. It looks like someone just plonked a cheap, messy desk in the middle of a big empty room.