Anyone with a cool £5 million looking for rainbow staircase and integral steel slide into kitchen? walk this way...

[kitsmummy]

My eyes are bleeding. I thought I'd browse trendy Notting Hill pads for inspiration and found this beauty. I'm all for a bit of quirky but this, really who would buy this monstrosity? And if you look at picture 23 it also appears to have a life size Batman in the house

Someone actually got paid to design this??!!!

Oh my eyes! Is it a bit like living in a Barbie house do we think? All plastic and shiny!

And what's with the massive empty rooms with one bit of furniture in them. And the holiday inn style blue carpet?

Truly vile!

Shit! I've just shown this to my DH who thinks that apart from the yellow floor which is bit 'over the top', it's really fun and cool.

My eyes have been opened! What have I married?

"Floor art", lol.

Just , it is obviously possible to be rich and have no taste at all then?

Picture 23 is immensely creepy.

But I would LOVE a slide in my house! I used to live in France and there was a bar we went to that had a slide from the bar down on to the dance floor. It was AWESOME!

My Sindy doll had that table and chairs!

I would encourage you to enjoy the full glory at Foxton's website, where there are closeups of the Batman and everything.

The roof terrace is lovely.

My eyes have been permanently scarred by viewing the Foxton's website. Those floors! The rooms with nothing in except a bed in one corner! It's like the nightmare sequence in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

I actually like the staircase. So nurnee nah nah.

But... the floors. THE FLOORS!!!!

It looks like the sort of house someone senior at google or a really trendy start-up would buy, and then never actually be in because they were in the office 20 hours a day, coding and playing fooseball with the other coders.

What I really like from thr foxtons website is the description of the room with the red chair as "reception room/bedroom". Because that would be a relaxing place to sleep.

That's not a life size model of Batman. That IS Batman. In Batman's HOUSE. [faints]

OMG, Rooney, you are right !!
What has he done with Robin??

And yes, the staircase is nice and cheery.
Although seems to suggest that a LOT of stairs need to be climbed every day. Unless you are Batman, of course.

You know, until I looked at the Foxtons site, I don't think I truly appreciated the plastic hideousness of the soft play / massive sofa thing in the slide room.

I know where Robin is. Batman has trapped him in the basement. You can see the access hatch on the Foxtons photos, just in front of the red table and chair thing in the room with the blue floor.

I just realised it's for kids to throw themselves around on - next to huge glass sash windows. With a sizeable drop beneath yes?

I quite like lots of it. I think part of the problem with the photos is that it is very underfurnished and there's nothing on the walls which makes the flooring louder than it needs to be. I love the staircase and the slide. It was designed by Richard Rogers` son who has done some amazing projects.

That's what 4000 sq ft costs in the middle of Nottingham Hill, the decor is besides the point.

I am so looking for that and urging my lunchtime to tomorrow!

Feckin horrible!

Whoever invented the phrase 'more money than sense' had obviously visited this house before

Yes, quite!

I love the slide! I want one!

My 5 year old loves it, although he would like a caravan

5.000.000 smackeroonies would be one hell of a caravan

Can we start a MN Campaign to Free Robin?