Swearing in year 3 reading book

[babyin2020]

My 7 year old in year 3 came home today with a new book for reading at home he opened the book and handed it to me. The first line of the book opens with swearing. Do you think this is appropriate?

What the fuck is the fucking swear word? Please?

Ever coming back @babyin2020?

@Michaelbaubles got there first.

@JohnnyJohnnyYesMama

Seriously still no swear word ?!

No, because the OP is busily trying to locate a printing press in order to mock up a copy of "Biff, Chip and Kipper get fucking rat-arsed and do some bad swears".

I just scrolled through this whole thread and there's still fuck all!!

@YoureAllABunchOfBastards

'Not the magic fucking key again, you little bastards' cried Mum

Don't get me started on the magic fucking key. I'd like to shove it up Biff's arse.

Jeeeezus, has she STILL not come back??!!

It really bugs me when people dangle a Mumsnet carrot then bugger off.

It’s called ‘Why the fuck do twats start a thread and then bugger off’.

(Joke)

It depends on the word or expression. Was it 'Oh for God's sake!' or 'You motherfucking cunt!' There's a difference!

I work in a school. My absolute fave is a book called 'the hairy fairy' including the line why is your fairy so hairy?

@babyin2020

My 7 year old in year 3 came home today with a new book for reading at home he opened the book and handed it to me. The first line of the book opens with swearing. Do you think this is appropriate?

What was it

I bet it's fat

Nothing is more offensive these days

Is it one of the Elmer Elephant book by any chance OP?

@Findahouse21

Depends what the word is - my swearing is not necessarily yours. Hell is fine, cunt less so

🤣🤣

Advanced reader, Swallows and Amazons and Titty?

Oh, bums!

In one of my previous incarnations, I had a letter of complaint from a couple who walked out of the theatre because, in a heavy rainstorm, a character camping on an island looked up at the sky and said "My god, why are you doing this to me?"

They considered it blasphemous.

Maybe @babyin2020 is in labour. I bet she’s grunting, screaming and swearing like a trooper.

Hmmm, 9 pages and still no reveal - what a click tease!

I reckon a character is called Dick or Fanny.... DD came home with a Dick story

Is it
"Biff fuck off with your magic key said Kipper"
????

My five year old was very upset and told me his dads friend (we are separated) had called him “the C word” 🤭
Imagine my relief when on further questioning it turned out the C word was cute. (My son does not like being considered cute)

Is the swear word Trump?